When a male places his genitals back and squeezes his legs together, hiding the genitals and achieving the appearance of having a vagina. A very homosexual act.
Jarred wanted to be a woman so bad he often performed tucknuts to make him feel good about himself.
Tucknuts Jarred made everyone think he was a flaming faggot.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.