angry hump toad

something high people think up
you would never ever even think of it if you werent high
its up to your imagination to decide what it looks like

haaaaaa angry hump toads

by Gusto May 13, 2005

todaysnoise

Current sensationalist news

Todaysnoise is poised to be tomorrow's forgotten choice.

by Hercolena Oliver April 7, 2009

Today Notice

When giving your employer notice of your resignation, you kindly offer a "today notice" rather than a "two week" notice.

Disgruntled Employee: "On 'Bring Your Child to Work Day' my boss told me that he didn't care that it was raining, I still had to walk 6 blocks to pick up some cupcakes for his fat kid."

Friend: "What did you do?"

Disgruntled Employee: "I turned in my 'today notice.' I quit today."

by Memphis in your review mirror. May 21, 2011

toadmonster

The most indescribably hideous human being to have ever walked the face of the earth.

WOW. Lil Wayne is such a toadmonster.

by HPfans July 14, 2011

toadpipe

Tying a large toad to your penis while it is alive and having sexual intercourse while the toad squirms around in the vagina of the girl

The toadpipe is so overrated

by Asseater__69 April 26, 2016

Toader

Used to describe a straight individual who has done something incredibly heterosexual.

Janet: Hey fancy watching RuPaul tonight?
John: What's that?
Janet: Oh John you silly toader.

by Farmersbread May 18, 2018

Toadstool

The begining part of Cinderella’s transformation dress

Ohmigod look at Cinderella, she looks like a f****** toadstool

by Sennarella22 January 15, 2019