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knuckle touch of peace

when shaking hands in church, instead of doin thepeace wave or the bullshit handshake or the peace sign. Do this: knuckle touch the person you`re trading peace with and blow up the fist and spray peace on the four or more people standing around you. doing this saves your hands from getting germs from the old people in church.
After I watched to many people bullshit handshake each other, peace wave each other, and peace sign each other, I made up the knuckle touch of peace and tried it out on the lady in front of me.
by blu3hat February 19, 2011
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brake touch

A touch that is initiated by the slamming of brakes in the car. When the car needs to come to a sudden stop and the driver feels the need to gently touch you thinking it will stop serious damage.
When mom slammed on the brakes she brake touched Sarah in the passenger seat so she wouldn't crash through the wind shield. It failed to work.
by braketouched August 2, 2011
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TSA touchdown

Getting searched by the airport security because u accidentally left something in your pocket and you couldn't figure out what it was so the TSA had to give u a cavity search
I left some change in my pocket so a TSA agent took me into the back room and gave me a TSA touchdown
by Batheahobo December 25, 2011
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diarrhea touchdown

When you're ass is about to break open and you barely make it to the toilet in time.
Officer, I really need to get back on the road. I'm about to score a diarrhea touchdown.
by xpoopxmachinex November 11, 2013
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why though

It’s a way of saying: "but why" replacing but
Why though = It’s like a but Why, but in a more exclamative way
by Jorat June 20, 2019
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the husky touch

too run your finger down your arse crack, then touch someone with it.
'Did you see that, Johnno just got the Husky Touch!'
by vooey December 3, 2003
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The Mud-ass Touch

(n)A play on words describing someone's ability to fuck everything up. When everything that person does (touches) turns to shit.
1. Spellcheck doesn't pick up shitty grammer- you've got the mud-ass touch.
by BLynch March 14, 2008
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