Thogget

The act of a faggot partaking in THOT like activities

Person 1: Dude have you seen Alexis lately
Person 2: You mean that THOT
Person 1: How can she be a THOT . She's a faggot!
Person 2: That's where you are wrong she is a Thogget

by JudenFührer June 21, 2016

Thor's Hammer

An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.

Oh damn, I shouldn't Thor's Hammer anymore, my boober is starting to turn purple.

by takeitupanacho May 12, 2016

thong slicing

an move used mostly by ugly porn stars when the were an tight thong and take an massive shit that is very hard which then is sliced in halve by the thong

jeff: hey did u see seedvia silks video last night

mark: dude doesn't she do thong slicing of her shit

jeff: yah and it is so hot

mark :........ why I am i even friend with u

by hgsd November 22, 2016

thong rip

smoking a substance off a stripper's ass

Did you get high off that thong rip from the strip club last night?

by DirtyHobo November 26, 2016

Thor

adj./adv.

1. to be awesome beyond contemplation 2. to be so good looking that one is attractive to every person in a mile diameter 3. to be incredibly smart and be above Einsteins level of smartness 3. Be a god in human form 5. To have people begging you to be their god and all ruling leader

noun

1. one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason") 2. one who destroys in all that he/she does

verb

1. to thor someone so badly the thored person begs to "take it in the face" 2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost 3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude
adj./adv.

"That stunt is so thorly."

"Man: That man is thorly enough to make me gay even though I am super straight and he is awesome and super handsome. Multiple Women: We agree."

"That thor aced the test."

"Kobe Bryant almost dunked that ball thorly but even he was not good or worthy enough.
noun

"The world's greatest person was beaten in karate death combat by a Sigthor."

"Man! Incredibly smart thor here won in incredible fashion at chinese chess again!"

verb

"Loser: Dude...I am not ashamed there was no way I would win. You thored me. May I take it in the face? Humble Victor: No you do not deserve to take it in the face from me."
"Jesus thored those Romans."
"He walked into the room so thorly that everyone swarmed him trying to get a piece of his sexy and lovely body."

by Harambe4prez December 1, 2016

thor arnold

He's a nigger

Thor Arnold is actually white, but he's a nigger.

by madcowdisdea January 29, 2017

thor arnold

generally a good buy who tends to have hugh lengths in both muscular and penis size.

wow, i wish i was thor arnold

by akasd asdaske January 29, 2017