Skip to main content

clitical thinking

Clitical thinking is the analysis based purely on the individual's sexual desire, but no subjective observations of facts and evidence to form a judgment.
A: Yeah I was doing some clitical thinking when I called him up to come over. I was just so horny.
B: Yeah you may start doing some critical thinking rather than clitical.
by YumYum Joe January 20, 2023
mugGet the clitical thinkingmug.

thinking money

showing good sense and/or remarkable cleverness. Inversely, if one shows poor judgment and/or lack of cleverness, they are "not thinking money."
Dave: "Hey, man, instead going to the bar to meet chicks, let's throw a house party and tell our friends to invite everyone they know!"

Ken: "NOW you're thinking money!"

-OR-

Dave: "Why haven't car companies invented hovercars yet?"

Ken: "Who knows, dude? They're obviously not thinking money."
by T Intel September 10, 2010
mugGet the thinking moneymug.

You Think You Flower?

A Twitter slang to burst someone's ego (by doing some reality check)

Basically, it's a sarcastic and passive-aggressive way to say: listen faggot, you're not special. You're not a beautiful and unique special snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world.
by Sir. B July 7, 2022
mugGet the You Think You Flower?mug.

Think. exe

A programme that automatically stops working when at an important test or a final exam.
Le me at test:

Le me: ok question #1

Le brain: unfortunately Think. exe has stopped working
by Wetdookie69 January 3, 2017
mugGet the Think. exemug.

thinking with onions

Now you're thinking with onions.
by johansenburgerville December 5, 2024
mugGet the thinking with onionsmug.

ye thinks

It's like methinks but for the other person.
"Me thinks you are going out tonight?"
"Ye thinks correctly! Indeed I am!"
by Tallguyty January 19, 2024
mugGet the ye thinksmug.

Share this definition