A test to certify completion or acceptability; administered in a manner and possibly by a party representing an almost inhuman ideal of precision, thouroughness, and attention to detail.
by imp777 January 26, 2004
Get the white-glove test mug.A diamondback terrapin that represents the University of Maryland. Testudo lives outside of McKeldin Library and watches squirrels. If you rub his nose you get good luck.
Fear the Turtle!
Fear the Turtle!
by Edible Elf May 21, 2008
Get the testudo mug.Tessa is an angel. She is the person I will cherish for the rest of my life. She is unique, beautiful, amazing, kind, loving, determined, incredible, ingenious, and amazing. Her favorite flowers are orchids and she loves wild cherry pepsi. She's the girl that makes everyone turn their head when they walk past. The girl that makes the sun look dark by comparison. She makes you feel like a better person just being with her. She makes you feel invincible.
Her smile is the most beautiful thing this world has to offer. It's more precious than diamonds and miracles combine. It is something that will make your jaw drop every time you see it. It is something that you would fight and die for.
Her eyes are the most gorgeous thing that anyone could possibly ever look at. They are millions of facets of color and will hold you captivated in time. You forget everything else exists just by looking into her eyes. because they are the most precious thing on this earth, second only, to her smile.
Tessa is my angel. My Helen. My Juliet. My Aphrodite. She is the reason I can make it through the day and she...is the most precious thing in my world. She is my love. She is my life. And she is my heart.
Her smile is the most beautiful thing this world has to offer. It's more precious than diamonds and miracles combine. It is something that will make your jaw drop every time you see it. It is something that you would fight and die for.
Her eyes are the most gorgeous thing that anyone could possibly ever look at. They are millions of facets of color and will hold you captivated in time. You forget everything else exists just by looking into her eyes. because they are the most precious thing on this earth, second only, to her smile.
Tessa is my angel. My Helen. My Juliet. My Aphrodite. She is the reason I can make it through the day and she...is the most precious thing in my world. She is my love. She is my life. And she is my heart.
Tessa....there are no examples of Tessa other than herself, any attempt at an example would be beyond pathetic compared to even the memory of Tessa.
by Roman94 January 18, 2011
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Get the testosterowned mug.The process whereby someone is has you cornered, e.g.. in a head lock, and you put your hands on their testicles and squeeze and twist, instantly releasing yourself! Not to be mixed up with the Swedish Testicle Grapple which is a sex move from the same region.
'Some guy tried to beat me up the other day but i gave him the Scandinavian Testicle Grab and he just broke down'
by whalley1234 January 7, 2009
Get the Scandinavian Testicle Grab mug.When preparing to perform cunnilingus on a woman of questionable hygiene, the act of slowly kissing from the breasts downward. If, by the arrival at the belly button, no odor is detected, one can surmise that it is safe to proceed. The detection of odor during the belly button test, on the other hand, is a dire indicator of the presense of vagimite. Reverse course immediately and escort female to the nearest clinic.
See also: vaginosis, stank, yeasty.
See also: vaginosis, stank, yeasty.
Guy #1: Dude, I was hookin up with this redhead hottie from the bar, but I started to go down on her and she failed the BB-Test!
Guy #2: My sister is such a whore.
Guy #2: My sister is such a whore.
by CPatch January 31, 2005
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