You Split

It basically means you are fucking great at something you do

Person 1: YOU SPLIT
Person 2: At what?
Person 1: Drums

Person 2: THANX

by Lil' Dumb Dumb January 31, 2021

halfsie-splitsies

Sharing something, typically the cost of some purchase, equally between two people.

"Do you wanna go halfsie-splitsies with me on these adult diapers bro?"

"Bro sure I'll go halfsie-splitsies with you, we both use them every day."

"I love you bro."

by kmk2124 October 30, 2021

Double Split

When your partner puts hamburger meat, sour cream, and melted cheese on your ass cheeks, spreads them, and scoops them out.

Last night I had a dream that my boyfriend double split me

by Bees Knees69 January 8, 2022

Asshole Splitting Shit

When you take a shit and the first log feels like a cheese grater or nails scraping against the insides of your asshole while it's coming out. All you can do is wait through the pain and misery.

I just got done taking the worst Asshole Splitting Shit of my life...

by Pokchop March 5, 2022

Bulgarian Split Squats

When you pay a premium to get super sore.

Your Hanny Granny gave me some Bulgarian Split Squats yesterday.

by TruceOff July 31, 2022

Lickety split

Vagina

“I’m so turned on right now. My lickety split is soaking wet.”

“If you don’t wear a condom, you’re not getting anywhere near my lickety split.”

by Kimcheevonfalk November 30, 2022

twin split

twin splitting is when you and your twin split your bond aren’t ad trusting or close but it csn be regained through time.

we’re having a twin split but we’ll get there again we always do

by keisicky May 9, 2023