Sperm Glove

A condom, for protection against STI’s/STD’s and babies

“Yo mate, I’ve just pulled. Have you any sperm gloves with you?”

by Naho November 12, 2020

Sperm and Eggs

A sorry excuse for a human being.

He is a waste of sperm and eggs.

by Paige9622 August 31, 2018

Sticky-Sperm

A Sticky-Sperm is a guy who gets too attached to the girl who takes his virginity.

Omg this guy is such a Sticky-Sperm, we just had sex a couple of times and he's getting all emotional and is texting me non-stop when I told him I'm not interested anymore!

by Flitty November 13, 2015

sperm specks

When a man ejaculates on the specs, or glasses of another person.

Hey, Velma! How do you like those sperm specks girl!

by Sir. Queefs-a-lot July 4, 2017

sperm cramps

something men experience that is comparable to periods. poor guys.

‘my girl complaining about her period cramps, while i got sperm cramps’ - dom

‘yeah they’re soooo painful’ - x

by meeeowww3 November 7, 2025

Sperm

Sperm is what believes comes out of your penis when your uncle rubs it.

Phil: 'Stephen explane what sperm is'
Stephen : 'I don't not sir, I'm w virgin.
Also Stephen:' Sperm is what believes comes out of your penis when your uncle rubs it '.

by Kaasplankje3.0 May 3, 2020

Sperm Whale

A fatty who likes to give blowies

That sperm whale’s cruising for some krill

by Knoxdewitt December 30, 2017