Sperm whale

A woman takes a load and blows it through her lip gauge in the air and splashes on her face like a blow hole

Blow it like a sperm whale babe

by Gymjones July 03, 2021

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Sperm and Eggs

A sorry excuse for a human being.

He is a waste of sperm and eggs.

by Paige9622 September 01, 2018

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<.7.9.7.6.>Peanut Butter Creme Tast Lke Semen <&>AndA>Sperm<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

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Sperm Turkey

When a girl is getting mouth fucked and you bust in her mouth so she sounds like a gobbling turkey

Luke: I was mouth fucking this chick last night and when I was cumming she started gobbling like a sperm turkey.....I was so jealous that she got to experience that.

by DarkCoffee July 15, 2021

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sperm huddle

when you're in 15-minure an all-guy meeting and JIRA is slow as fuck

dude jake oh my fucking god, chris just sent us a DAILY sperm huddle at 9:45 and OF COURSE, Athena, our DBA, can't make it because she'll be in sprint planning and the daily standup for her dope ass project the SLT won't let us work on. sure wish she would Stand Up and show off those knockers so i can spurt my scrum all over her tickets as agile as possible

by Senor Snuffleupagus September 06, 2024

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