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Someone thats IQ is lower than that of dust
I don’t care what you have say, you half neuron having sperm head
by Freop September 22, 2023
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Sperm food

The requirements for any male boy over the age of 6 months as qll baby's are actually fertile.

Sperm need to eat to repeat
Reproduce and continue impregnation of your wife for decades.

Sperm eat blood released when sperm enter the Bodie from friction.
Can be life in prison to deny your spwrm food.
They also eat poop.
Feeding your sperm sperm food can save your wife's life.
by Cody5050 December 19, 2022
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Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm

Don't get pregnant because you have a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of having a Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm.
by Le French Raccoon October 6, 2020
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Sperm

Friend: hey did you know you’re made out of sperm?
You: oh
by ThatAsianGuy420 December 22, 2022
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sperm spit sack

someone who sucks so much >:(

thinks theyre deep
ruins the mood
thinks theyre mature for their age
has a bad meme page
denys being a femboy

very ugly

dead mom
sam/ john/ jason : “ok alicia/estrella :|”
us : “ok sperm spit sack :|”
by sperm spit sack October 7, 2020
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sperm coat

1.) a nice healthy load of ejaculate anywhere on a woman after intercourse. Preferably around the chest area
That chick I pounded last night was so hot I had to pull out and give her a sperm coat all over them giant titties!”
by KoofDillinger August 15, 2021
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