2 definitions by Sir. Queefs-a-lot

A woman experiencing a queef while menstruating.
Bro, I was pounding Tiffany last night when she totally queefstruated everywhere!
by Sir. Queefs-a-lot February 6, 2014
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When a man ejaculates on the specs, or glasses of another person.
Hey, Velma! How do you like those sperm specks girl!
by Sir. Queefs-a-lot July 4, 2017
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