who shit in your cereal

something u say to someone when their in a bad mood. Kinda like saying did u wake up on the wrong side of the bed.

Gzz man, who shit in your cereal?

by bigrich September 20, 2003

ape shit

Really going crazy or nuts over or about something.

Dan is going ape shit about how cool his new car is. Or - Dan went ape shit when he found out his wife left him.

by Dan Sheehan February 13, 2004

Dog Shit

Detroit slang term for a large stack of cash, usually between $10-50k

“I carry dog shit I don’t need no fuckin wallet” -Baby Smoove

by mrcountup September 13, 2019

sticky shit

Stingy or tight-fisted, derived from the Thai phrase 'kee niaow' kee = shit; niaow = sticky.

Usually applied to people who have plenty of money, but are loath to spend it.

"kăo kee niaow."

literally, 'he shit sticky', meaning "He's a sticky shit" or "He is very tight-fisted"

by HasipHasip January 9, 2010

spin that shit

Another way of saying "Play that record/track"

"DJ, spin that shit!"

by porth84 February 15, 2005

Shit Wired Tight

SHIT WIRED TIGHT: adjective/noun

The highest state of organization and readiness. Not too be confused with NOT having your shit wired tight, the opposite of having your shit wired tight.

#1 Big Jay Cliburn showed up at the island a day early with a carton of Winston cigarettes, 10 cases of light beer from Milwaukee's Best (iced down), eggs, bacon, a Mapp gas torch, and a .45; that guy has his SHIT WIRED TIGHT (SWT) unlike his son aka JUNIOR aka SIMBA aka Littles.

#2 de Roode and Stallings showed up with all of their gear at the boat dock on time with beer iced down, tenderloins marinating and fishing gear rigged.

by Nick Duhe June 5, 2012

railroad shit

Going to the restroom on company time and staying in there for a half an hour.

I was having a bad day at the office, so I took a railroad shit.

by jrndakota November 8, 2006