seasonedf1

A website that seeks to mock and ridicule those who take part in the sport which is known as "formula one"

He had wanted to go to the best F1 website on the internet, so he went to seasonedf1.com

by Ray Bidfan November 3, 2004

seasonal adjustment order

The extra beers it takes to make members of the opposite sex seem attractive in winter.

Before seasonal adjustment order; "everybody looks so grey and unattractive, I think I'll go home and cry myself to sleep."

After seasonal adjustment order; "wait a minute, this place is full of hot booty!"

by Stephen Collins September 1, 2006

Sensor

Anything you power and it gives crap back.

I built a toilet sensor. Every time someone flushes it sends out a tweet.

by Limber Pelvis November 2, 2014

lying season

A kick ass song by Alice in Chains

Alice in Chains fan 1:

"Dude, get the Music Bank CD if you want to hear some tight Alice in Chains demos, including Lying season!"

Alice in Chains fan 2:
mmmkay!

by kolorful October 27, 2008

Cheek Season

The time of the year where all you want is some cheeks (booty/pussy), and everything else on your mind is gone, your mind is just stuck on cheeks.This mainly happens the summer because there is no school and teenagers have a lot of free time.

Joe- yo we out to play ball tomorrow?

John- I don't know man, its Cheek Season and im honry as fuck I need to bust something real quick

Joe- aight, whatever man

by Joey Danza January 19, 2009

Port seton-arsegoodle-noodle-poodle

This definiton is a popular by many. port seton is famous for its anal sex with poodles, while eating noodles bought from the blue corner shop while tickling your dangle berries ( arsegoodles. A male purchases cheap shit out of date noodles and prepares them in boiling water while shoving a poodle up his/her partners anal capacity. Similar to the more favoured, ow ow chiahua rolover, where a chihuaha is entered in any cavity while eating a rolo yoghurt. Extreme caution may need to be taken for example, people sometimes use melted mars bar for lubricant

dat bitc his fiiine, am gonna port seton arsrgoodle noodle podle dat bich tanight, dawwwg

Port seton-arsegoodle-noodle-poodle"

by Mentalmarkportseton September 7, 2012

sweatshirt season

the act when a girlfriend steals her boyfriends sweatshirt

“hey baby it’s cold take my sweatshirt”-boyfriend “i sure do love sweatshirt season”-girlfriend

by christmastreee December 1, 2017