contact stoned

Contact Stoned is when you get stoned by being in the same room or space that other people are getting are smoking pot/weed in.

You get stoned by being on close contact to the other person who is in the process of getting stoned/high.

I just got a little 'contact stoned' because my boyfriend smoked pot while we were in bed together.

by Imogen_B April 8, 2017

Ghost Stoned

When you are so stoned you see dead people, people of your passed, and a ghost like being.

Dude I got ghost stoned last night and my dead granny came in and everything got fucked up.

by Bad weather August 29, 2017

secondary stoned

When you are talking to someone who is stoned and you start to feel stoned without even smoking at being around weed.

Seth: just smoked 3 bowls
Mikayla: "dude I feel so secondary stoned rn"

by FarOutDudes August 27, 2017

fruit scone

When one person penetrates another persons birthday cake whilst simultaneously shitting on their face

Wow Garry that was the most intense fruit scone I've ever had in my life, this is the best birthday ever!

by Niamnehey October 28, 2017

chocolate stoned

The Stoner Version of being chocolate wasted

When you’re super stoney bologna and you feel like you face just fell off and you realize damn I’m chocolate stoned

by I’mhighritenow January 30, 2018

tattie scone

using the phrase 'tattie scone' can be used in any situation/ argument

mary:: fuck up yer granny and mammy are oan the sex offenders list ya bairn

stacy:: naw there no ya fuckn tattie scone, but yer da is yer fkn nans cousins dug ya incest child

by SpiceBoyDefinitions June 16, 2018

Getting stoned with two birds

When you try to kill two birds with one stone but it doesn't work out

Joe tried to shower and do his homework at the same time but he ended up just getting stoned with two birds

by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 12, 2018