Porno Protocol

The plan set in motion when you back out a group chat by getting one other person to send porn/ nudity as a coverup for you leaving

Ethan initiate the porno protocol now!!!!

by YEETOMYMEATO January 19, 2020

Ponokioïng

To insert one's flacid penis inside a woman's vagaina, then tell her lies getting harder with every lie until you ejaculate while yelling ''I'm a real boy''.

Dude1: Wel dude how was it with Becky? Dude 2: I did the thing u told me u know Ponokioïng. Dude 1: Dude yeah my man!!!
Dude 2: We don't talk anymore. Dude 1 Aww what bummer man.

by The grvn July 12, 2020

porno

sir. there arent any fucking pornos on this site- visit pornhub.com :)

porno=not here

by anonymous6969;) October 19, 2020

poonoir

The exquisite act of defecating so smoothly and in such an elegant manner that in moment you feel like laying in egg for God himself

"Where did Bobbly go?"
"Who knows, Jim? For all I know he could be having a moment of Pure Poonoir!"

by Rosey101-0 December 3, 2020

Porno egg

An egg cooked so well the yoke squirts out when eating it

I had a porno egg sandwich today it squirted over my hoodie

by Stan Stanley stanforth January 12, 2021

ponomoshmerium

ponomoshmerium is to describe something very useless,like this word. ponomoshmerium can also be used to describe something that has one use.word was created some where in august 2019,however the origins are unknown.
synonyms:there are no known synonyms

1.this broken pencil is ponomoshmerium!
2.are you sure this object is also ponomoshmerium?

by somewordsidomakelol j April 14, 2021

porno syndrome

When u think a lot about things that will not happen but u’re still think they can happen.

Man 1: Dude this girl will suck my dick
Man 2: Never bro, she is way out of your league, you got that porno Syndrome

by 0verthinker April 21, 2021