Panda Bear

(verb) when you give a fat girl two black eyes then proceed to ejaculate on her facial features, giving her the appearance of a panda bear.

Sam: Hey Garrett, what did you do this weekend?

Garrett: Nothing much, just gave that fat girl a panda bear.

Sam: NICE!!

by hose monster December 4, 2011

panda

cumming on a girl then hitting her with a piece of bamboo

i gave that girl a panda last night!

by bobbybamboo October 3, 2009

paddy wagon

The van driven by the police, to pick up unruly teens out getting drunk in public places, after the town curfew, used to bring the teens to the police station, usually for the night.

"Shit man! The Paddy wagon! Ditch the bottles and run!"

by Ima D. Runk April 19, 2005

Pandaa

amazing aim ..end

headshot 7 people with one bullet through 2 different walls and opposite directions...YE WHAT

by heatonhasnoaim October 13, 2003

Pand

A mild-mannered NewMedia developer with an enormous veen and unsurpassable sexual energy

Also known as "The Pand", "Pandy Pand", "Pandpand" or "Andy Pand(y)"

Move back, Pand's coming through - he owns us

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

Pandalade

1. Pandalade (Ailuropoda melanoleuca Citrus Lemonos Ados) is the drink created when the bones, body, flesh, blood and testicles of the Ailuropoda melanoleuca (panda) are entriely crushed and mashed into a bloody pulp, and then mixed with a drink, the contents of which contain lemon juice, sugar, and water, also known as Citrus Lemonos Ados (lemonade.)
The drink is extremely refreshing but also rare in many countries but China and Middle-Earth.

2. The left nipple of a Sasquatchian howling spider in distress.

1. Hey dude, I totally had the most refreshing drink in the world. Pandalade dude, get it at any McDonald's restaurant starting February 2005! Have fun!

2. AAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Pandalade! AGGGGGHHH!

by Sephicus Stampoodius Daedelificus Standaloftium January 5, 2005

Panda

A Panda is a thick chick with a pretty face.

Yo you going smash that chick again. No bro she was a Panda.

by @jessemonte May 27, 2016