YOUR mom : Whatcha got under those pants of yours ;)
Me(your new step
dad that still don't love you) : the cause of your STDs ;)
*proceeds to play sword fighting with YOUR mom after we both take out our giant PENISES and starts
dancing.
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO MY MOM
Me(
10,11
buff cat with whiskers made from your mom's special nose hair) :
Hey my step son that I DON'T love, I just gave YOUR mom what she wants ;)
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : How could you guys do it without me?!!
*Everyone proceeds to unscrew their penises and throw them into the trash.
YOUR mom : Y'know what, we shouldn't let this penis
break our family apart.
*She says as she throws her penis into the
air and it explodes.
*Then we lived happily ever after with YOUR mom and my step son that I DON'T love.
