Greg: My girlfriend and I did it doggy style last night.
Matt: Cool, how fast?
Greg: I'd say about 150 humps per minute.
Matt: Cool, how fast?
Greg: I'd say about 150 humps per minute.
by Salmon55 June 26, 2010
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It originated due to how fast Gordon demands thing to be done in his kitchen.
It's used for people that are always demanding things be done ASAP even though they specified more time than they actually allotted.
It originated due to how fast Gordon demands thing to be done in his kitchen.
It's used for people that are always demanding things be done ASAP even though they specified more time than they actually allotted.
Cooking this wont take longer than a gordon minute.
skye was a 3 pump chump, he was finished with her in a gordon minute.
skye was a 3 pump chump, he was finished with her in a gordon minute.
by dr muta August 11, 2014
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a masterpiece, written by Dr. Taylor Swift (aka the music industry) and Liz Rose. released in 2021 on red (taylor’s version), it was originally written in 2011 for the original red album, however was cut down to 5:29. with red (taylor’s version), it was finally released in it’s full glory and poetry.
yes, i wrote this definition so no one has to see the crappy other one
yes, i wrote this definition so no one has to see the crappy other one
(people singing All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor’s Version))
“FUCK THE PATRIARCHY KEYCHAIN ON THE GROUND, WE WERE ALWAYS SKIPPING TOWN”
“FUCK THE PATRIARCHY KEYCHAIN ON THE GROUND, WE WERE ALWAYS SKIPPING TOWN”
by monkeymoo ✨ June 3, 2023
Get the All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor’s Version) mug.A common term used generally by woman (In there own language) to represent the word 'hour'. The word is designed to confuse the male partner in order to provide the mentally impossible challange of figuring out how the woman is arguing against the undeniable fact that she actually took at least 1 hour to do something in which she said she would only take 1 minute to do, hense the representation
Woman: "I'll just be a minute"
(1 hour later)
Man: "Fuck hun its been at least an hour"
Woman: "Bullshit I only took one minute did you not hear what i said?"
(1 hour later)
Man: "Fuck hun its been at least an hour"
Woman: "Bullshit I only took one minute did you not hear what i said?"
by Red Cheeks Paul May 22, 2009
Get the Minute mug.The rule which gives you legal right to leave your place of employment when 20 minutes has transpired since your boss has left the building.
by Kristine December 14, 2004
Get the 20 minute rule mug.The grime you get on your hand when fisting someone in the pipe. Warning: Failure to wash within 4 hours could result in the "Candy-Coated Shit-Mitt"
by Kal-El March 5, 2004
Get the Shit-Mitt mug.A very corrupt and evil man best known for flip flopping on every issue known to man. He is also the first walking and talking plastic pancake to ever exist.
"Roe V. Wade has been the law for twenty years and it should stay that way" - Mitt Romney
"If I had the chance... I'd erase Roe V. Wade" - Mitt Romney
"Roe V. Wade has been the law for twenty years and it should stay that way" - Mitt Romney
"If I had the chance... I'd erase Roe V. Wade" - Mitt Romney
Guy one: "Man did you see Mitt Romney debating the President last night? He even flip flopped during the debate!"
Guy two: "Yeah man, he had me craving some IHOP!"
Guy two: "Yeah man, he had me craving some IHOP!"
by Frtyishawt December 8, 2012
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