McDrunk

A mcdonalds muck, at wee hours of the morning, that gets one intoxicated off fast food.

"Yo I Just Mucked Five Junior Chickens, Im so mcdrunk"

"Im way to mcdrunk to drive"

"Mcdrunk-aments"

by Sallly Perc December 25, 2009

McDonald's Decker

Taking a dump in the upper part of the toilet at any McDonald's owned corporate or affiliated franchise restaraunt location.

After eating 3 Big Mac's, 2 McDouble's and a McChicken, I went to the womens room and took a vicious McDonald's Decker.

by McDonalds Dude (M.D.) March 22, 2011

McDrama

(noun) Relationships, rumors, fights, and gossip that occur between McDonald's employees in a given store.

Joe had to transfer to a new store because there was some mcdrama about him smashing the manager.

by n3bul4m4nd4 November 12, 2011

McDookie

Needing to stop at a fast food restaurant to take a shit.

Her stomach was hurting so bad we had to stop at Mickey D's so she could get her McDookie on.

by phillies08wfc January 10, 2015

McDonald WiFi

When you have crappy WiFi.

Kevin: Bruh, this school WiFi is taking me forever to join Kahoot
Kelly: Right! The school has McDonald Wifi
Kevin: I'm hip

by Kira Kellz December 3, 2017

Mcdick

someone who works at mcdonald's and they are really annoying and get angry at you for no reason. Everyone has met this kind of person at least once in their life.

Samuel Suicidal: "Hey, did you see that asshole who told us to hurry up ordering after 5 seconds?"
Danny Diabetes: "Yeah. What a big mcdick!"

by KentuckyFriedDickin November 28, 2018

McDonalds

A place where many Americans love to hang out. Even more than Taco Bell, it is America’s symbol. McDonalds is mainly known for its ice cream machine working twice a year. It’s to the point now that the same high schooler laughs when she says Sorry the ice cream machine isn’t working.

Damn it! McDonalds’s ice cream machine is broken again!

by hey vsauce michael here March 11, 2019