logie

The singular variation of a loogie ("a wad of spit"). Often a logie can be found dribbling down the chin of the spitter given that there was simply not enough spittle to create a proper loogie, hence, a logie.

My mouth was dry when I logied the watermelon seed, only to have the seed stick to my chin.

by Testicleez July 27, 2006

Gorilla Logic

Gorilla Logic is the half-witted way of figuring out a problem, asking a question or giving someone an explanation that makes absolutely no sense at all.

When someone comes downstairs and asks you "Do you have a vanilla envelope that I can borrow?"..(he really means manilla envelope).Or, if your roommate takes lightbulbs from your room when he runs out because "you make more money that I do"... This is Gorilla Logic.

by Podey Nugget March 26, 2009

logass

The result of sitting on a wet log. Ur pants become slimy. Due to sap and water. Slimy like a wet log.

I got a case of logass.

by papaski December 1, 2016

selmaan logic

I love selmaan. Meh. They want me to have at least 20 letters.

god selmaan is cool!

by Thalis August 18, 2004

Lewdie Logic

A technique used by any asshole Lewdie and involves a play on words to prove they are right in any argument Logic.

Mike is such a prick! He always uses Lewdie Logic in an attempt to prove he is right. What a loser!

by Mike Oxmall April 20, 2006

logik

A misspelling of 'logic' due to a large amount of shitty cock occupying the mouth and/or hands at the time of your 23 hour sessions on SE.

by Anonymous March 17, 2003

EDiot Logic

The bizzare fucked up logic of someone who is a member of Encyclopedia Dramatica, and one who believes everything on the ED Wiki to be true and disregards real facts as sperging.

Calls out other people and calls them retarded for doing something that on circles outside of ED would be perfectly reasonable.

Also hating sites like Thatguywiththeglasses because they make more money than ED does.

"EDiot Logic sure is fucked up."

by MM132 September 12, 2012