logic

a science that makes you want to kill yourself. it is so weird and stupid that no one can understand it.

I hate logic, its as bad as Nicki Minaj's song massive attack.

by the philosopher October 17, 2021

Alex Logic

Lacking sense or sound reasoning. Usually seen in very small children or those named Alex.

The belief of being victorious in the event cash back is received from paying a speeding fine.

Alex: "I win because I received £0.50 back from my £100 fine"

Everyone else: "Alex Logic"

by Alex Logic August 23, 2021

Kentucky Logic

When a person's logical does not make any sense at all.

John: I think 2+2=19
Adam: That's Kentucky Logic

by Sir Henry Doyle June 22, 2021

Logic

Digital Audio Workstation made previously by Emagic (now by Apple).

If you're want to dive deeper into the music industry, you MUST use this software as the only tool for recording, mixing, and mastering, combine that with top-notch analogue gear and Grammy awards will come to you.

Even though Logic does not outperform Ableton Live in terms of popularity, look, so much Grammy winning artists and sound engineers using Logic for their music production

Write the better song, record, mix, and master it on Logic (and use flagship analogue gear during mixing and mastering), distribute it everywhere, and pray for you holding the Grammies

by Sir. B June 27, 2021

Captain Logic

Proud Captain of The Bellends

Captain Logic: we all here?
Crew: Aye!

by athemwdkl w September 15, 2022

Conservative logic

The type of mental gymnastics required to justify conservative viewpoints. Notable for being both radical and illogical, conservative logic has the rare quality of being both an oxymoron and unintentionally ironic.

"Conservative logic makes the point that modern policing proves evolution can't be true; otherwise, African Americans would be bulletproof by now."

by Dudge September 23, 2022

Logical fallacies

A useful set of 'refutational tools' whose usage is mainly seen in random internet arguments but can also equally be applied in the IRL realm too, such as against your wife or your boss. The former scenario is where people often abuse logical fallacies to the point of committing a fallacy fallacy, so be wise and use them sparingly and only as a supplement to your argument.

Also related to non sequitur.

1) Jim called out his boss by using logical fallacies to poke holes in his ridiculous decisions.
2) Tommy used logical fallacies to his advantage in order to expose the inconsistencies in his girlfriend's reasoning with regards to how he should spend his money.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 2, 2022