loading a musket

metaphor for anal sex, but the kind that really packs it in there, you know the kind that will probably have some sort of explosive finale

Dude, I totally want to stick it in that girl's ass..
I dunno, bro, she looks too uptight, if you tried it'd probably be like loading a musket, after you pullout she's gonna shart all over the place

by ProfessorBling July 20, 2017

Load Groans

A male groan signifying the arrival of an orgasm (ie..load). The load groan is typically emitted or elicited during the peak of sexual intercourse, or sometimes from a lonely public bathroom stall.

"Did you hear the load groans coming from the coat closet at that raging party the other night?"

by -=v00d00=- September 27, 2018

Shame Load

Shamefully and deliberately jizzing without the use of masturbation.

Sometimes I just lay back, watch porn and let a shame loads fly.

by Silver willy December 14, 2013

Doot load

used to signify an extremely large amount of something. also can be used to exagerate a point

There were a DOOT LOAD of flamers standing around the interior decorating store.

by eisthestuff March 5, 2003

Holy Load

When Jesus shot his load at the devil's face and sent him back to hell. Used in modern times, when a girl leaves in anger right after you shot your load on her face.

Yo bro, I was with my girl last night and I shot a Holy Load. She hasn't called me back since.

by Chris Hardwick June 3, 2010

Whale load

A massive load, most of the time in proportion with a whale

I released my whale load on that bitches face last night. She almost drowned

by MagnumCock_420 June 26, 2016

Front Load

The act of emptying tobacco from the tip of your cigarette/cigar and replacing it with marijuana.

"You tryin to roll a blunt?"
"Nah man I'm just front load my cig"

by Useyourrealname September 20, 2014