Mitch: dude why would you say that?!?!
Patrick: chill man I didn’t mean anything by it, don’t get your jock in a wad.
Patrick: chill man I didn’t mean anything by it, don’t get your jock in a wad.
by Bruh, chill. July 13, 2018
Jock #1 Hey dude, where did you get the milk to make your shake?
Jock #2 From my Dairy Jock boyfriend. He makes at least 7-8 gallons a day, so I won't have to go to the store to buy milk anymore.
Jock #1 ????
Jock #2 From my Dairy Jock boyfriend. He makes at least 7-8 gallons a day, so I won't have to go to the store to buy milk anymore.
Jock #1 ????
by Jockbreeder96 November 18, 2017
Jocker Soccer refers to a kick to the nuts when a Jock is harassing or bullying you be it physically, mentally, emotionally or verbally, The result to 'Jock Soccer' a jock is to be bullied by a jock, pantsing them and then kicking them in the nuts at full force.
Tim: Hey Bob, What happened to you and that one Jock?
Bob: Oh, you heard about the fight? I gave him the ol' jock soccer after he punched me.
Bob: Oh, you heard about the fight? I gave him the ol' jock soccer after he punched me.
by RobottoTree March 22, 2024
An extremely short person, who is very annoying but amazing at sports and thinks the ladies want him just because he is good at sports. He also rides a hobbit pocket
by Wooloke April 07, 2015
A gait caused by sore or stiff muscles following a work-out that make it difficult or uncomfortable to walk normally and comes off as cocky or arrogant. It is normally typified by stereotypical high school and collegiate athletes and gym bros, but can happen to anyone following physical exertion.
I'm so sore from all those squats we did for leg day yesterday I can't even walk, I think I have a bit of a jock swagger going on.
by ghcalico August 22, 2019
The act of straddling a hairy man, defacating on his chest and rubbing it into his chest hair. This act should leave the feces stiff enough to stick to his chest after drying.
The vice principle caught me gorping his dead pregnant sister and suspended me, so I'm gonna have some friends hold him down in the alley after school so I can nigger jock him.
by DickGulper April 08, 2025
The act of hating or disrespecting the people around you by means of calling or texting on a cellular device
An act that causes the loss of a great magnitude of swagger
An action that is only prevented with good friends or a really hot babe, may cause loss of friends aswell
Actions that have been reported worse than Cock Blocking
Sentence
Shayne didn't enjoy party because he was cellular jocking the whole time.
An act that causes the loss of a great magnitude of swagger
An action that is only prevented with good friends or a really hot babe, may cause loss of friends aswell
Actions that have been reported worse than Cock Blocking
Sentence
Shayne didn't enjoy party because he was cellular jocking the whole time.
by Matt a Victim March 30, 2010