Urban Jerk

The admin guys at urbandictionary.com when they don't add your entry.

Those Urban Jerks at urbandictionary.com rejected my submission again!

by theotheraaron April 12, 2011

soap jerk

When you have to jerk off the soap dispenser to get soap out.

Almost all the soap was gone so I had to soap jerk the soap dispenser in order to wash my hands.

by dylie January 3, 2013

Circle Jerk

A circle jerk is the abrupt, jerking stop after pulling the handbrake while doing doughnuts in a car.

I got Whiplash from that circle jerk

by moonlight rose May 12, 2015

Circle Jerk

When Males sit in a circle and jack off and they all ejaculate on a piece of bread in the middle and last one to ejaculate has to eat the bread.

Brett lost the circle jerk on purpose to eat the bread.

by Tyler Spillane May 2, 2005

circle-jerk

The practice of expressing emotions, feelings, and impractical sentiments as a means of bonding or gaining appreciation for the members of your team. Related activities may include, but are not limited to making lists, repeatedly affirming one's consent with another persons already expressed opinion, etc.

Oftentimes 'circle-jerking' will occur during meeting times when people feel the need to express their own opinions over and over for the sake of hearing their own voice. Furthermore, they will speak in circles, never actually reaching a point, therefore, appearing like a total jerk off...the entire session then seems like youve experienced a circle-jerk.

Brian: What are we doing at meeting?

Karen: You know we're just going to make lists and circle-jerk like always.

by Obvi Goake November 4, 2008

Work Jerk

The person who really hates working at their job and treats all their fellow employees like crap. They usually start lots of fight, yell a lot, and never ever smile or have anything good to say.

Husband: I hate my new job.

Wife: Whats wrong?

Husband: Well they put me working with Jim and he's my department's work jerk. He hates everything and he hates me for no reason. I mean I just started!

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010

circle jerk

when guys hang around and jerk off in front of each other. when they are ready to cum, they shoot their load on a cookie and the last one to cum has to eat it.

all our cocks were hard so we all got in a circle jerk.

by Anonymous October 22, 2003