Jerk

A not so nice man:

1) for whom most girls would fall for, only to get used throughly and dumped quickly...
2) and by whom every other man will be stereotyped henceforth by these very girls.

Don't bother...he looks too nice to be a jerk!

by poovhenden March 17, 2011

Air Jerk

To let someone know they are full of crap or that you just don't care by making a jerking off motion with your hand.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010

jerk alert

Something you can say whenever someone you disapprove of walks in the room. So basically it will be said often and repeatedly. Can also be used for someone that you see on T.V., or in a magazine etc...

Whenever George 'dubaya' Bush is on T.V. I say Jerk Alert and everyone laughs.

by kitty April 8, 2005

jerk n spurt

What Christy does to me in her free time.

by ILoveChristy October 17, 2003

BIG JERK

When someone is being an asshole and you don't want to call them an asshole, you can just call them a BIG JERK instead.

him: you can go suck it
me: you're a BIG JERK

by ESB09 December 30, 2008

Carribean Jerk

The act of male masturbation while listening to Island or Reggae Music.

You ever try a Carribean Jerk bro? You should try it, it's better than vacation man.

by theagrizzle March 3, 2011

Jerckacide

the result of dieing after intensely masturbating 30 - 45 hours straight, using up all the body's energy

the parents where chocked to find their son dead from jerckacide after they had been on a 3 day vacation.

by kamikazefrog November 15, 2009