Dad holster

Leather holster made for a phone commonly worn by dads. It could also be a plastic holster built specifically for a phone case.

“Hey look over there”
“That guy is wearing a phone holster”
“Oh you mean a dad holster”
“Yeah exactly”

by Grizzlyslayer27 April 29, 2022

Meat holster

Also known as underwear (boxers, briefs, etc)

After a long night at the bar, she removed my meat holster

by Juhhhh June 11, 2022

Ass hoist

A large sling attached to substantial structural supports designed to hold a lazy, obese person aloft for purposes of anal sex with minimal effort.

Jeffrey is too fat and lazy for a sex swing so he built an ass hoist attached to the roof beam so he can play X-Box while getting railed.

by Hot Franklin July 29, 2022

simp holster

The space between the bed and the mattress you stay in when your girlfriend is doing her onlyfans show or when she’s letting other dudes hit it but you totally respect her choices, good man.

Don’t talk while you’re in the simp holster, you already made me so mad

by Somanyants August 29, 2022

simp holster

The space between the bed and the wall you hide in when your girl is shooting her onlyfans or letting other dudes hit, but you don’t mind cause you know it’s her body her choice

Shushhh no talking in the simp holster!

by Somanyants August 29, 2022

CONSUMMATED HOSTAGE

TOO LIVE IN AMERICAN WITH PEOPLE YOU DONT KNOW raising kids that aren't yours

Consummated hostage : my wife still sees her boyfriend from high school they know each other well that's make me a consummated hostage . Inherited heir.

by THE BEAR . Husband December 8, 2022

Bologna-Holster

A vulgar description of the mouth.
A place to put your cock.

Usually used to define a homophobic males mouth.

Yo! Shut your fucking Bologna-Holster, you shit eating cocksucker!

by LordAxleRod December 16, 2022