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wank holiday

A self-imposed period of refraining from masturbation , usually brought on by a combination of guilt and self loathing, and/or wrist cramps, or unexpectedly finding yourself with a girlfriend.

A wank holiday usually only lasts a day at most.
Mike's wrists were starting to ache again, so he decided to go on a wank holiday.
by Ben Dover Of The Yard May 20, 2006
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Hollywood Shower

Jack: I'm going for a shower.
Jenny: We have not got much water. No "Hollywood showers" please.
by Nads1978 August 21, 2009
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hola vass

Latin for "asshole". Literal meaning: "hole of ass". Used as a form of address in conversation.
Hey, hola vass! Do you speak Latin?
by yorrick hunt January 18, 2008
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let me hold that

to borrow something, usually a small amount of money that will probably not be returned
yo let me hold that ten dollars

Sorry, I ain't got
by GAANZ June 17, 2008
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Christmas In Hollywood

One of the best Christmas songs ever by hollywood undead. It beats listening to jingle bells all the time. The song ranges from being hungry, getting it in the ass, beer, fucking, blowing off Mrs. Clause's date on christmas eve, writting your Christmas list, a fake santa with a bag of dildos, and then stealing his sleigh. Amazing choral to sing to your hated next door neighbors.
"It's Christmas in Hollywood. Santa's back up in the hood. So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck. It's Chanukah in Inglewood. The dradles spinning in the hood. So meet me by the manura let's get drunk."
by Chantel Cliche November 10, 2009
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Holy macaroni

Martínez said, "Jesus, did you see that?!"

Jesus said, "Holy macaroni! I did!"
by Jayaway August 1, 2016
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