well that just happened

Phrase used when an unbelievable, absolute bullshit story is posted online, usually pushing a racial/political message.

"Omg I'm so humbled right now. A young lady just walked up to the counter and ordered two Big Macs, and the cashier laughed and said, "Are you sure you can eat all that? Hahaha." My two-week-old child then walked to the counter, stood up, and proceeded to tell the cashier that what he said was exist and he is the reason that Donald Trump is tearing America apart. Then the whole restaurant stood up and clapped."

"Well that just happened."

by Probablynothitler August 10, 2017

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waiting to happen

the apocalypse, rapture, hell is waiting to happen. The reason jesus died for our sins. Your life is dependent on jesus, DO NOT pray towards mary for she is one of the flies of the church. Jesus is the bread, the wine, the sacrifice, the holy grail, the truth is if jesus didn't die for your sins you would have been before the life of jesus those humans went to limbo. Shame the generations who defy the word of jesus. Eternal life is not the defiance of jesus it is the compliance of jesus, and if you asseverate cleverness jesus loathes everyone who is worth nothing and excommunicates their soul to worthlessness in hell. for hell is in place of soulessness.

Jeremiah 25:30 the lord will roar from on high; he will thunder from his holy dwelling and roar mightily against his land. He will shout like those who tread the grapes, shout against all who live on the earth. The Tumult will resound to the ends of the earth, for the lord will bring charges against the nations; he will bring judgement on all mankind and put the wicked to the sword.

by holy January 22, 2005

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Cyanide and Happiness

A very lame web-comic. It is poorly written, and is often criticized by people who actually read and enjoy good comic strips.

Cyanide and Happiness is laame, man.

by cool guy with doggy May 12, 2009

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It's bound to happen

A "safe" phrase to tell a women when you are not paying any attention to what she's flapping on about.
Also can get a person out of trouble at work.

Try it (on anyone)
Trust me it works...

Women: "I had a terrible day at work...." , "I can't believe she...." , "I am so excited for...."
Boss: "We have had a terrible quarter....", "I've noticed employees have been...."

You "It's bound to happen"

by Tony from MN November 29, 2009

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it happens a lot in africa

used as a pathetic excuse when someone is found doing something wrong or lying

It was started by a Nigerian-born TV personality named Bobby Ologun. Bobby is a K-1 fighter and entertainer and when he is questioned about assult charges he replies "It happens a lot in Africa."

guy 1 "oh i cant wait to enjoy this juicy hamburger, but right after taking a crap"

several minutes later

guy 1 "now for my burger, wah, Bob what the hell! i was gonna eat that you bastard!"

Bob "It happens a lot in Africa"

by zetsubou sensei July 27, 2010

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