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Moon gooning

A native American ritual including beheading bison or skinning elk and hanging them in a tree under a full moon at night
Person 1: Hey guys you wanna go moon gooning tonight?

Person 2 & 3: sure, where is a bison herd?

Person 1: I know a native American that knows everything about moon gooning that will show us.
by Guccibruh305 November 12, 2023
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a mysterious creature who sneaks into the rooms of unsuspecting gamers and tapes pornographic posters all over their walls and sets every computer’s screensaver to hentai.
oh man, I can’t believe I got visited by the giggly goon clown
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Moon Gooning

The intense emotional practice of shiting cannon ball style ass up to the full moon with a native american present to bless the ritual
Honey me and the boys are gonna take this native to the moon gooning tonight and kill pelicans
by Goonieloony November 13, 2023
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Moon Gooning

When you Obtain a Buffalo's skull and wear it, and cover Yourself in the blood of the Buffalo, and you goon in the moonlight, and you convene with the spirits with the boys.
by Theeinfoprovider November 13, 2023
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Moon Gooning

It is gooning but on a spiritual level under the moonlight.
“Me and eagle eye are going moon gooning tonight.”
by Moon-gooner November 14, 2023
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Moon Gooning

When you slaughter a buffalo, cover yourself in its blood and guts while completely naked, put on an elk's skull or a turkey feather headdress, and goon under the light of a full moon. Usually done with the bros or with the Cherokee Chieftain.
"Hey! You wanna go Moon Gooning?"
"Hell yeah! That shit is so fun!"
by Moon Gooner November 14, 2023
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Moon Gooning

An action in which someone takes the head or skull of a bison or elk and wears it as a hat before covering their entire body with the blood of that animal. They then gather up a group of friends to do the same and enter the woods to masturbate collectively under the moonlight.

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Hey bro, wanna go moon gooning? Jake just got crunk on that spicy lean so he's up for anything!
by SuperMegaPanda November 14, 2023
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