Poon Goon 

A male who is obsessed with getting laid, to the point that they make a fool of themselves in the process.

A tool doing ridiculous things to make a girl want to sleep with them may be called a poon goon.

Poon Goon by andood January 26, 2009

305 Goon 

Someone who comes from the streets of the 305, Miami-Dade County. The primary goal of a 305 goon is to get money and have sexual relations with several women, with little or no regard to the law. It has been proven that 305 goons are above the law, and can be found on many a corner smoking marijuana and selling crack-cocaine. 305 goons are superior to goons from other cities because they rep Miami hard. A common phrase among these goons is "305 TIL I DIE", which shows the incomparable lifelong commitment to the struggle. Famous 305 goons include: Rick Ross, Trick Daddy, Plies, and Pitbull, among others. 305 gooning is a privilege and is not taken lightly. Those who are fortunate to have grown up in the projects in the Miami area understand the importance of this tradition. The tradition is passed from generation to generation, and it is not unusual to find a young hood-rat hustling and repping his "hood".

I got my ass jumped the other day by a bunch of 305 goons...They jumped me for my Dan Marino jersey.

305 Goon by Ronald P. Cunningham III October 20, 2009

lemon goon

lemon goon is a delicious frozen, slushie like alcoholic beverage.

To make lemon goon, freeze lemon squash and freeze white wine. When both are frozen combine the two in a cup with two-thirds lemon squash to one-third white wine.

Tastes better than lemon squash, doesnt taste at all like wine, and gets u pazZzzzZzzzzzz

lemon goon by zzzZzzZZzZzzzzZZzzzz King April 6, 2010

Original Goon 

A man with unrivaled swag.

Referred to as, "OG," Original Goons have earned their swag through countless battles and victories in life. Among Chuck Norris and The Most Interesting Man in the World, OG's have been placed on the mantle of excellence and will continue to reek havoc on earth.

Original Goon by NoodleKing June 9, 2012

The Goon Walker Effect

Been around youtuber Goon walker too much now you starting to see spooks n shit aka ya fucked.

Ah shit I'm starting to see things must be the Goon Walker Effect.

The Goon Walker Effect by larpinBush2728 January 19, 2023

Sunny Goon 

The term "Sunny Goon" Originates from the game N the jojo game (in roblox), and is classified by if they're added with a user named Sunnystars or Lefunnylolxd. Those who are added with sunny are usually very hated and unliked.

We hate these sunny goons.

Sunny Goon by Nthejojogame May 5, 2023

whats a goon to a goblin 

a goon aint nothin to a goblin. a goon is garbage

and we dont want no problems, ok youre a goon whats a goon to a goblin

whats a goon to a goblin by j-rob mad fresh April 23, 2010