Dickshift

A hair knot (or bun) tied top of the females head. This acts as a shifting tool for when the male counter part wants the female to vacuum their pork sword (or inhale their Richard, oh what have you?)

Lisa: Richard do you like my hair down or up?

Richard: I prefer it when you have your dickshift strapped up tight.

Lisa: (sigh) But...but that's how I always have it, I thought you would like something different?

Richard: No, that's the only time I get my two favorite things. My knob slobbed and silence. That is fucking gold!

by SlamBlumpk December 27, 2017

Dickscount

A discount for dicks.

"I gave that customer a great dickscount, because he was such a dick."

"We will be dickscounting the prices on KY especially for you."

All items are dickscounted, for the dicks.

Dickscounts, dickscounted, dickscounting

by JayyTheOrc May 9, 2018

dickshit

A dickshit or dickpoo is a shit that is the size and length of a dick.

I just shit out a nice dickshit.

by TheOgreWithin December 2, 2018

Dicks

Term used to describe police in new orleans.

There go them dicks son im finna dip

by Lah40 March 19, 2019

dickshamer

Any person who intentionally shames a penis when it is in the crucial stage of beginning pleasure

Allison thought it was cute to be a dickshamer and rile a guy up only to send him to a place of probable impotence just for kicks

by von groovy May 10, 2019

Dickscratchin

When your partner is rocking your WORLD and he decided he was going to dick tease you but instead you grab on for dear life but SRCATCH a chunk right out of the shaft . "CAT SCRATCH FEVER "....

Guy 1 :Man she was get the dickscratchin and I went to dicktease her by pullin out and...

Guy2: well what happen ?
Guy: got a chunk took out of my dick after I pulled out of the dickscratchin.

by Freaking on hwy 11 May 19, 2019

Dickshank

When your penis is sharp at the end. Kind of like a cone shaped structure.

"John! John! Wake up you fucking moron! You're poking me with your fucking massive dickshank!"

by Professor Dickslop May 21, 2019