Teacher Crystal

a type of rare crystal that teach you about econs
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Blood Crystals

Buying and selling something as pure as crystals from child slave laborers in Thailand & Africa.
Hey did you hear Rob is selling "Blood Crystals"?

-What??!
-It's Crystals farmed by starving children enslaved in Africa.
by micromoods January 11, 2023
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Crystal Cock

"You'd better clean your Crystal Cock. That shit hurts."
by GlizzyGobbler69420666 October 29, 2020
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CRYSTALLIZED

When someone has been drawn by the famous e Instagram account @badcrystalart
@badcrystalart has tagged you in a post, omg I’ve been crystallized
by Josiahvandien December 09, 2021
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Lava Crystal

The coolest dude in history, likes to say "dead chat" and is purposely annoying, everyone hates him but he doesn't give a fuck
Human: Yo dude did you see lava crystal yeet that meteor? hes so cool!
by Lava Crystal February 22, 2022
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Crystal Wreath

Crystal Wreath
a Crystal Wreath is a person who acts depressed or fakes some sort of mental condition to gain attention or sympathy from others.

Sometimes these people convince other people so much that they begin to think that they have some form of condition.
by Han from myspace December 23, 2021
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