crankenstein

A cadaver that has an unusually large penis.

Dude, I had to work on crankenstein for my EMT training.

by Roffle B. Copter December 30, 2004

crank dat albanian

to get overly patriotic and nationalistic in albanian culture as many albanians in america do from time to time

damn yo he got on the albanian eagle headband and bandana this mother fuckers has just crank dat albanian

by Mr. Wipe Me Down October 27, 2007

crank my jank

To tell a dealer to continue to roll the dice

Ay My Nigga Johnson , crank my jank nigga crank that shit son!

by Tom Amalfe January 22, 2007

Crank that Emily

When you're with a girl, about to jizz you cum in her eyes and she walks into a lamp post

So I was with a girl and managed to Crank that Emily

by Balloon123 May 28, 2008

Craned

When an object hits a person in the eye

She just got Craned!

by J Dollas March 8, 2009

a crank

A crank is an unusually large penis. Generally being 9 inches or greater.

Damn dude, Matt's got a crank!

by Brad crank July 6, 2010

Hand Crank

A reference to pleasurable male masturbation. Jacking off. Wanking one out. Fapping.

Where's Brian? Still in the bathroom? Yea I'm sure he's doing a hand crank.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017