A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a great coffee. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a great coffee, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a great coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you great coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a great coffee, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a great coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you great coffee beaner.
by Equal crack October 3, 2016
Get the great coffeemug. A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee wiener. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee wiener, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee wiener nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee wiener, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee wiener nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack October 3, 2016
Get the Coffee wienermug. by Red DUKE October 23, 2019
Get the Coffee with everything on itmug. A coffee bum is someone who mooches coffee from a co-worker or the office coffee fund but never gives any money to the fund or re-pays the person with the coffee. They are even known to leave a cup of coffee in the coffee pot , without making a new pot of coffee. Their best move is making change with the coffee fund money, then leaving the less than pot of coffee on the burner, until it turns to Carbon-12 on burndown mode and the fire alarm goes off.
Dick :
Hey Harry do you have any coffee ?
Harry:
Yeah man
Tom:
That f** ing dick never brings any coffee.
He is a f#$#ing coffee bum
Sally:
WTF is that smell!?!? ?
Harry:
It’s the coffee pot again! Some coffee bum didn't finish the pot.
Once again the Dick walks away. But he did make change.
Hey Harry do you have any coffee ?
Harry:
Yeah man
Tom:
That f** ing dick never brings any coffee.
He is a f#$#ing coffee bum
Sally:
WTF is that smell!?!? ?
Harry:
It’s the coffee pot again! Some coffee bum didn't finish the pot.
Once again the Dick walks away. But he did make change.
by The Dude of the Stupid April 9, 2019
Get the coffee bummug. A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
Get the Coffee Beanermug. 
by Connie BBC February 10, 2021
Get the mexican coffeemug.