choke a lemon

The strongest insult or comeback ever.

Kid writing review on minecraft: This game is to blocky, creepers keep blowing me up!!!! CHOKE A LEMON!!!!!!

by mtyuaduauduve3845 September 21, 2025

Bukkake Choke Slam

When you have had so many penises repeatedly ejaculate on your face, it completely chokes you and throws you on the ground, disoriented.

Man, you don't even want to go near that woman. She's had a Bukkake Choke Slam. Completely ran through all the gears and left abandoned in a ditch.

by Harder, daddy January 22, 2018

joy choke

When your partner is about to cum, you squeeze his unit until then head is purple and then quickly jam a q-tip in his urethra.

Todd was about to cum but I gave him a joy choke and he passed out. He's so adorable.

by Shueman December 18, 2015

choke on rocks

choking on rocks is basically saying go smoke crack until you choke or drown in it.

i told that sleezy whore to go choke on rocks

by twink; December 17, 2008

choke

When you’re in a really good Fortnite fight and your about to get a #1 Victory Royale, but you instead die and get #2.

Bob: I choked my round?
Jeff: Lol.

by bob383828 January 17, 2024

choke

when you drop an anticipated activity you were suppose to do, usually because you were too stressed/anxious/scared/lazy.

expression from Quebec that is also used when speaking french.

did you go on the date with x finally?
no, I choked!

you better come to the party with me tonight! don't choke!

I wanted to have this haircut, but I choked.

I'm always choking when it comes to tattoos.

by clubmate July 5, 2016

Yankee choke

A "yankee choke" is a wet warm tight vagina.

"How that chika you said you was into?"
"Francisca? Damn, shortie got that yankee choke pussy. I swear my soul left my body when she grip me with the choke."

by suxtizzy February 16, 2021