Wankers Crisps

A term used to describe post (male) masturbatory tissues that have been used to wipe up their ejaculate and then been left laying around so long the tissues have solidified.

The term comes from the British slang wank meaning to masturbate and the British term for potato chips (crisps)

I went into Brandons room last night and was absolutely appalled to find that he had wankers crisps littered all around his bedside.

by Ikiryo Waverider March 23, 2010

Crisphy nanos

Dried coochy boogers, the yellow/white crust left on skanky nikkers

When you've sniffed all the stink off of the panties you have to gnaw off the crisphy nanos

by uppity cracker August 16, 2008

Chrispy

To be Cool.
To have Sass.

Christina is so sassy. She is such a Chrispy.

by AlfredSerious April 5, 2012

crisp

A derogatory term meaning provocatively fresh, to the point of annoyance.

"Don't get crisp with me!"
"He is just being crisp."

by Shoelar January 6, 2012

crissy

the sexiest name for a girl. crissys are always fun, a little bit of good in them with a lot of wild. finest bitches around..i'm talking dimes.

"yo did you see crissy today? shes baaaangin!"

by luvmesumhos March 5, 2009

waffle crisp

Really good when you're high like I am right now.

"DoOd MuNcHiEZz GiMmIe SoMe WaFfLe CrIsp!!!"

by smoore January 6, 2005

Schenectady Crispies

A cereal that was made up by Strong Bad when he answered his Labor Dabor email

Schenectady Crispies are so freakin good they taste twice! Once in your mouth and once in your asophogus

by Dumpus September 29, 2003