half burrito mode

Being half a burrito that is not necessarily a full burrito. You are still hungry when you eat half.

"Half burrito mode?"
"That's not enough for me..."

by Burritolover101 November 28, 2016

Super Wet Burrito

After intercourse, a man defecates on the woman's vagina, in an extremely wet and loud manner.

Also the name of a particularly gross food at a michigan restaurant that slutty douchebag waitresses try to serve you

I ate laxatives for breakfast, so when i was done, i gave her a crazy-ass super wet burrito....which brings me to this. When did i eat corn?

"The super wet burrito is really tasty, i'd recommend it!"
-douchebag waitress

by billiard penis 5 August 25, 2007

burrito

A sexual act, for the female's pleasure/humiliation. The full act is to fuck her in the ass, the cunt, and the mouth, in that order. The last part is the tasty burrito. See also lasagna.

Last time I banged my ex, I was way pissed at her, so I gave her a burrito.

by StrangePlanet December 23, 2003

burrito

to be passed out drunk/high, and have someone wrap a blanket around you, like a burrito, and take a picture

never accept a blanket from JP, she'll wait til you fall asleep and then burrito you

by C1VO September 16, 2011

neato burito's

agreement of something, or agreement.

"hey man, this shit whack"
"neato burito"

by Morgan June 22, 2004

sweaty burrito

a dirty sanchez with ball sweat instead

tom gave gulliver a sweaty burrito

by brent December 3, 2003

Norwegian Burrito

The hygge male sex organ.

During winter, I take comfort in a great Norwegian burrito.

by Rayosnshn March 13, 2021