Broken Lava Lamp

A nicer way to say you're a fucking hot mess

Person 1: Damn her makeup is running
Person: And she just got dumped
Person 3: Yeah, she's a broken lava lamp

by loopydroop October 3, 2019

Broken Chimney

When you cock slap a woman in the windpipe.

Man 1: "dude why is alyssa so quiet today?"
Man 2: "I gave her a broken chimney"

by Styrea October 18, 2018

Numbly Broken

When someone has been hurt so many times it doesn’t hurt anymore.

*gets rejected again and again*

Someone else: Hey I’m breaking up with you.
You: ok that’s cool I’m numbly broken to where it doesn’t hurt anymore.

by Mistingrain06 January 31, 2023

broken glass

Typicaly found on the one man one jar website. It is widely considered to be a sexual experience

I slid down onto the glass. But the glass shattered and the broken glass got stuck in my rectum

by thefithappygiraffe February 19, 2018

Broken carriage

Requires two things

Clothes hanger

Vacuum cleaner

Did you hear _____had to have a broken carriage

by Sirlixalot666420 May 3, 2018

Broken Car Horn

When your fucking a girl and when you feel a fart cooking up you turn her around and stick her face in your ass and fart making it sound like a broken car horn.

Art: "Last night I felt a huge one cooking up so I gave Tonya a broken car horn."

by Jabbathefart March 17, 2017

BROKEN BOY

HE BEGINS WITH K.HE IS THE BEST FUTURE BASKETBALL PLAYER WITH NO ANGER ISSUES. HIS BFF IS SHREK AND HE LOOKS LIKE NARUTO. HE ALSO PLAYS VOLLEYBALL. HIS GREAT GRANDPA IS THE ONE AND ONLY GRANDMA BLOBBY AND GRANDPA MOUSTACHIO POUSTACHIO. HIS SISTER IS PINDA AND BROTHER SEXY ALI AND CHILDREN RAHAT FATEH ALI KHAN AND KUNG FU CHEESE. HIS NIECE IS JIMMY AND BALJEET AND MANY DESI GUYS.MY PARENTS ARE BROKEN AND I BROKE MY LEG AND ARM.

BROKEN BOY WILL BE THE NEXT ASIAN JAMES LEBRON.

by BROKEN BOY SIS December 19, 2021