Brandon d

Brandon is a tuff white kid that plays three sports and thinks he hard. He goes on his phone all day and is the most goofy ass kid in our grade in williamsville.

Kid: hey Brandon ur pretty funny

Brandon: your gay
Everyone: hahaha

Brandon d is a asshole
Asshole

by Williamsville retards December 13, 2020

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Brandonus

The unofficial word for your friend who is a jerk. He is nice to you but everyone else is "stupid," "trash," or irrelevant.

You often wish you weren't this person's friend. He is really dumb, uses bad grammar, and is female obsessed.

He usually brags (most times, about things he does NOT have.

Look at that Brandonus

by NUKO NEWS December 18, 2020

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Brandonus

The unofficial word for your friend who is a jerk. He is nice to you but everyone else is "stupid," "trash," or irrelevant.

You often wish you weren't this person's friend. He is really dumb, uses bad grammar, and is female obsessed.

He usually brags (most times, about things he does NOT have.

Look at that Brandonus

by NUKO NEWS December 18, 2020

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Brandon

Brandon is like chef kisses that's it

how tf this works
Brandon: idk either

by unci2007 January 3, 2021

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Brandon Melton

Brandon Melton is dark character. He could be a wise, ancient philosopher, but he was reborn in the modern era with a chip on his shoulder. Brandon Melton has something to prove. He desires world domination because he knows that he knows best. He prefers to speak in colorful, poetic verse. He is a man who is always burning with quiet ambition, and his derrière is sometimes called the ninth wonders of the world.

I could have sworn Brandon Melton was the leader of a cult. . .

by PenisDiderot January 5, 2021

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