To take a shit. Primarily used to express one's need to defecate in a polite and courteous manner. May also be stated as opening the bakery for business.
Mexican was not the best idea for lunch today. I am going to need to open the bakery within the hour.
Let's take a quick break from the meeting if we can. I need to open the bakery for business. Let's start again in about 10 minutes.
Let's take a quick break from the meeting if we can. I need to open the bakery for business. Let's start again in about 10 minutes.
by Eaton Holgoode August 18, 2016
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"Hey, do you reckon we'll have any baked coincidences on Schoolies?
Hopefully. But we might burn the kitchen down and badly injure ourselves."
"Hey, do you reckon we'll have any baked coincidences on Schoolies?
Hopefully. But we might burn the kitchen down and badly injure ourselves."
by benny the baker April 2, 2009
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by Longwood’s Finest June 4, 2020
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stoner 2: bro, you have no idea.. i been pheta-baked way too long i'm floatin' in and outta consciousness.
stoner 2: bro, you have no idea.. i been pheta-baked way too long i'm floatin' in and outta consciousness.
by jchapm1590 October 17, 2011
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2. an idea which sounds good, before one works out the intricacies.
3. a idea chosen for humor rather than feasibility.
Created by Bill Simmons
2. an idea which sounds good, before one works out the intricacies.
3. a idea chosen for humor rather than feasibility.
Created by Bill Simmons
Jim: We should create... heroin bars!
Jack: Have you thought that through? How would it work?
Jim: I guess we would model them on hookah lounges. I don't know, it's a half-baked idea!
Jack: Have you thought that through? How would it work?
Jim: I guess we would model them on hookah lounges. I don't know, it's a half-baked idea!
by Jonathan1989303 January 8, 2014
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Get the salty bake sale mug.American Couch Backer: Is a person, usually from America, who doesn't play any sports. He/She claims that sitting on a couch is a sport because they are to lazy to play an actual sport.
Tyler: Bobby you should play basketball next year.
Bobby: I'm an American Couch Backer, I don't need this.
Tyler: Bobby you're such a lazy person.
Bobby: I don't need you I've got my couch.
Bobby: I'm an American Couch Backer, I don't need this.
Tyler: Bobby you're such a lazy person.
Bobby: I don't need you I've got my couch.
by T-Brad June 14, 2014
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