Amber Alert

When someone finds shit in their bed, they out out an Amber Alert, for everyone else to check theirs

Johnny found shit in his bed, so he sent out an Amber Alert

by dketb May 4, 2022

mutual wank alert

Instant alerts generated by thankyourwank.com when you thank someone for a wank and they thank you back, meaning they also wanked thinking about you!

I wanked thinking of Jennifer last week and just today I got a Mutual Wank Alert from thankyourwank.com saying she just wanked to me too! Wow! We are so gonna hook up now!

by WankMistress July 11, 2011

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Alberto

A Flying Hamster.

dude 1: look! up in the sky, it's a bird.
dude 2: no! it's a plane.
dude 3: nah man, that's just alberto.
dude 1: what's an alberto?
dude 3: alberto is a flying hamster.
dude 2: you mean a hamster with wings?
dude 3: yes.
dude 1: but i didnt know hamsters can fly.
dude 3: that is because you are retarded.
dude 2: are there more of these "alberto"?
dude 3: nope, this is the only one left.

alberto: (flying in circles) squeak, squeak

by man, wtf? February 22, 2009

Edson, Alberta

A small town in Canada about two hours west of Edmonton, Alberta. A small shithole featuring a large supply of meth for anyone over the age of eight. Usually used by truckers as a shit stop on the way to a half decent place like Edmonton or Jasper, plus the chronic is expensive as fuck here

Person One: Yo dude i heard you moved to Edson, Alberta how is it there?

Person Two: uggg... kill...me...

Person Three: He real bacon for real

by DreamsicleBacon February 5, 2012

Alber

When you get so drunk, you don't remember your own name, so people call you Alber.

S: Hey Katie, it's time to go home.
K: Who the fuck is Katie?! I'm ALBER!
S: Okay Alber...we have to go home.
A: Just pick me up later.
S: ...awww fuck.

by faudrook March 19, 2009

Luis Alberto

1. A sexy, young, dark-hair/dark-eyed male with an irresistibly attractive face and a beautiful personality.

2. That one guy all girls want because he puts every other guy to shame.

3. Walking definition of the most perfect boyfriend in existence.

Guy 1: My girlfriend met Luis Alberto the other day and they're becoming close friends.

Guy 2: Shit, man. You've already lost her.

Girl : Luis Alberto is so perfect. I wish he'd talk to me again.

by TheShander23 November 27, 2016