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YouTube Certified 

The belief that by watching a "How to" video makes you a certified expert on the matter.
This genius thought he tell me how to do my job, cause he watched a 10 minute video. Bro' must have been YouTube Certified!
YouTube Certified by Franklin'ation September 23, 2020

Youtube Rank 

The rank on hypixle where the admins and Hypixle kiss your ass .Its the closest thing to a hack that wont get you banned you can get on the hypixle network.
hey did you here that youtube rank is stuipidly broken

ye thats why they win most off there games
makes sence
Youtube Rank by IDK~ March 5, 2021

YouTube and Cry 

Similar to Netflix and Chill, but applied to Online Learning during the COVID-19 pandemic.

With the "New Normal", many educators began posting their lessons onto YouTube.

For many students who were forced to maintain social distancing away from friends, "Netflix and Chill" soon gave way to "YouTube and Cry".
Pierre:

Hey, do you wanna come over for some Netflix and Chill?

Elliott:

I can't. My whole family is being quarantined. It'll just be YouTube and Cry for the next 14 days.
YouTube and Cry by QuarkZ March 18, 2021

youtube rewind 2020 

the phrase used to describe stuff that didn't exist, search up Mr beast rewind 2020 for better results
Person 1: hey have u ever seen a dragon
Person 2: No, that's a youtube rewind 2020

youtube pooping

The fine art of watching youtube videos whilst partaking in a massive bowel evacuation.

(Watching YouTube while taking a big shit)

Affectionately named after a memetic form of video popular among Millennials and early Generation Z-ers.
Brian: “I was youtube pooping for about an hour last night.”

Jimmy: “So was I.”

YouTube commenter 

A YouTube commenter is typically a basement dwelling neckbearded asshole who has absolutely nothing to do with their sad lives other than be a total self righteous prick on the internet and ruins everyone’s day as a result these same people will stone you to death the very second they find someone it you did something shitty years ago and you don’t do it anymore like cyberbully someone even tho there’s a good chance they are guilty of being assholes themselves and anytime you mention that they probably are guilty of being assholes they say shit like “oh you’re projecting” but that’s really not true at all they’re just saying that I’m projecting becuase they not only don’t know why I telling them that but it’s also because they don’t want to acknowledge that they guilty of being assholes
Hi I’m a YouTube commenter and I think I’m a sinless angel that doesn’t deserve even a slap on the wrist because I think I’m better than everyone else
YouTube commenter by Fukuahole August 17, 2022