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"Dude I've gotta take my friday shit , I'm scared"
"Bro, you're gonna feel like a million fucking bucks"
"Bro, you're gonna feel like a million fucking bucks"
by TheSleeperThatHaunts May 13, 2016
Get the friday shit mug.A phenomenon which occurs when a human male’s voice, normally deep and gravelly, becomes whiny and abnormally annoying. This is usually a result of poor sleep or marathon gaming.
Man after all-night gaming session: Why is life being so shitty?
*Notices his voice is nasal and lacks depth.*
Man: Fuck, I’ve got some serious bitchvoice right now.
*Notices his voice is nasal and lacks depth.*
Man: Fuck, I’ve got some serious bitchvoice right now.
by TheSleeperThatHaunts February 23, 2021
Get the Bitchvoice mug.The "pleasurable" part of male orgasm that feels like the penile equivalent of air moving through an oral cavity.
by TheSleeperThatHaunts July 22, 2015
Get the Ballrush mug.A common form of worldwide brainwashing which influences weak-willed people across the globe and is committed to spreading propoganda and fake news. Whether they’re left-wing or right-wing, the rats in charge of these organizations are cowards who simply yearn to watch the world burn in order to make a quick buck.
Never trust them.
Never trust them.
CNN: “I’M OFFENDED, HOW DARE YOU SPEAK YOUR OPINION.”
FOX NEWS: “IT’S NOT MAKING ME ENOUGH MONEY, SO IT HAS TO GO.”
Sane Individual: “Take all mainstream media gossip with a grain of salt and think for yourself. Always speak your mind (in an appropriate setting), and make a living doing what you love, —but remain humble and don’t be greedy.”
FOX NEWS: “IT’S NOT MAKING ME ENOUGH MONEY, SO IT HAS TO GO.”
Sane Individual: “Take all mainstream media gossip with a grain of salt and think for yourself. Always speak your mind (in an appropriate setting), and make a living doing what you love, —but remain humble and don’t be greedy.”
by TheSleeperThatHaunts October 28, 2020
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Get the BoomRoom mug.The art of shitting a fiery turd at lightning speed. Often unexpected occurence, and often very painful. You won't be able to stand up for at least 5 minutes after releasing that bad boy.
"DUDE, I just passed this HUGE anus missile!!"
"That's fucking disgusting"
"It hurt like satan fucked me with a branding iron"
"Good fuck, that sounds ridiculous"
"it was, bro, it was"
"That's fucking disgusting"
"It hurt like satan fucked me with a branding iron"
"Good fuck, that sounds ridiculous"
"it was, bro, it was"
by TheSleeperThatHaunts April 26, 2016
Get the anus missile mug.A ridiculously trippy video on YouTube of an incredibly anorexic woman tap dancing with an umbrella. It is highly recommended not to watch the original video as it contains content YOU. WILL. NEVER. GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD!!!
*Troll on Tinychat opens up a harmless looking video*
Social Nerd: Hey, a pixelated talking face!
Guy: NO, NOT THIS VIDEO AGAIN!! OH GOD!!
Social Nerd: What?!
*Video gets trippy and cuts to an incredibly disturbing black and white stop motion sequence*
Social Nerd: O_O what the FUCK is THAT?!
Troll: Uparanoid?!
Admin: *kicks troll from chatroom*
Guy: FINALLY OVER!!!
Social Nerd: Never. Again.
Obey The Walrus
Social Nerd: Hey, a pixelated talking face!
Guy: NO, NOT THIS VIDEO AGAIN!! OH GOD!!
Social Nerd: What?!
*Video gets trippy and cuts to an incredibly disturbing black and white stop motion sequence*
Social Nerd: O_O what the FUCK is THAT?!
Troll: Uparanoid?!
Admin: *kicks troll from chatroom*
Guy: FINALLY OVER!!!
Social Nerd: Never. Again.
Obey The Walrus
by TheSleeperThatHaunts April 14, 2014
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