Definitions by TheSleeperThatHaunts
easylife
An easylife is anyone who has no problems in their daily life. They don’t experience struggle like most people do, and they can walk outside in a dangerous neighborhood without fearing for their lives. They are somehow always financially secure yet have never worked an actual job or been invested in a viable hobby. They’ve lived off of Mommy and Daddy’s one percent money for their entire lives.
Contrast them with Busybodies.
Contrast them with Busybodies.
Easylife: “Wow, you still don’t have the *insert expensive designer product here*?”
Busybody: “No, I can’t afford something that expensive right now.”
Easylife: “What? Bruh, it’s only ten thousand dollars, it’s a bargain.”
Busybody: “Says the Easylife.”
Busybody: “No, I can’t afford something that expensive right now.”
Easylife: “What? Bruh, it’s only ten thousand dollars, it’s a bargain.”
Busybody: “Says the Easylife.”
easylife by TheSleeperThatHaunts August 25, 2021
youtube pooping
The fine art of watching youtube videos whilst partaking in a massive bowel evacuation.
(Watching YouTube while taking a big shit)
Affectionately named after a memetic form of video popular among Millennials and early Generation Z-ers.
(Watching YouTube while taking a big shit)
Affectionately named after a memetic form of video popular among Millennials and early Generation Z-ers.
youtube pooping by TheSleeperThatHaunts August 7, 2021
Bitchvoice
A phenomenon which occurs when a human male’s voice, normally deep and gravelly, becomes whiny and abnormally annoying. This is usually a result of poor sleep or marathon gaming.
Man after all-night gaming session: Why is life being so shitty?
*Notices his voice is nasal and lacks depth.*
Man: Fuck, I’ve got some serious bitchvoice right now.
*Notices his voice is nasal and lacks depth.*
Man: Fuck, I’ve got some serious bitchvoice right now.
Bitchvoice by TheSleeperThatHaunts February 23, 2021
Loli Derangement Syndrome
The irrational belief that the existence and approval of small anime & manga girls promotes and endorses pedophilia.
Otaku: Megumin and Rory Mercury are my waifus!
Loli Hater: What, so you’re a pedophile who supports child trafficking and rape culture?
Otaku: No....
Loli Hater: But you just admitted to liking underage characters!
Otaku: They’re fictional characters living in already unrealistic fantasy worlds where other characters my age also find them attractive. Is something wrong?
Loli Hater: bUt sHe’s uNdErAGe!!
Otaku: Relax, son, it’s just an anime character.
Loli Hater: bUt yOu’Re sTiLL A peDOphILE!
Otaku: I literally can’t even stand being around people’s annoying children, why should I suddenly be sexually or romantically attracted to them?
Loli Hater: bEcAuSe yOu’RE aTTraCtEd tO uNDerAgE cHaRaCtERs
Otaku: The characters I mentioned look nothing like children and don’t even act like them. Loli Derangement Syndrome in action!
Loli Hater: What, so you’re a pedophile who supports child trafficking and rape culture?
Otaku: No....
Loli Hater: But you just admitted to liking underage characters!
Otaku: They’re fictional characters living in already unrealistic fantasy worlds where other characters my age also find them attractive. Is something wrong?
Loli Hater: bUt sHe’s uNdErAGe!!
Otaku: Relax, son, it’s just an anime character.
Loli Hater: bUt yOu’Re sTiLL A peDOphILE!
Otaku: I literally can’t even stand being around people’s annoying children, why should I suddenly be sexually or romantically attracted to them?
Loli Hater: bEcAuSe yOu’RE aTTraCtEd tO uNDerAgE cHaRaCtERs
Otaku: The characters I mentioned look nothing like children and don’t even act like them. Loli Derangement Syndrome in action!
Loli Derangement Syndrome by TheSleeperThatHaunts February 21, 2021
Mainstream Media
A common form of worldwide brainwashing which influences weak-willed people across the globe and is committed to spreading propoganda and fake news. Whether they’re left-wing or right-wing, the rats in charge of these organizations are cowards who simply yearn to watch the world burn in order to make a quick buck.
Never trust them.
Never trust them.
CNN: “I’M OFFENDED, HOW DARE YOU SPEAK YOUR OPINION.”
FOX NEWS: “IT’S NOT MAKING ME ENOUGH MONEY, SO IT HAS TO GO.”
Sane Individual: “Take all mainstream media gossip with a grain of salt and think for yourself. Always speak your mind (in an appropriate setting), and make a living doing what you love, —but remain humble and don’t be greedy.”
FOX NEWS: “IT’S NOT MAKING ME ENOUGH MONEY, SO IT HAS TO GO.”
Sane Individual: “Take all mainstream media gossip with a grain of salt and think for yourself. Always speak your mind (in an appropriate setting), and make a living doing what you love, —but remain humble and don’t be greedy.”
Mainstream Media by TheSleeperThatHaunts October 28, 2020
friday shit
"Dude I've gotta take my friday shit , I'm scared"
"Bro, you're gonna feel like a million fucking bucks"
"Bro, you're gonna feel like a million fucking bucks"
friday shit by TheSleeperThatHaunts May 13, 2016
anus missile
The art of shitting a fiery turd at lightning speed. Often unexpected occurence, and often very painful. You won't be able to stand up for at least 5 minutes after releasing that bad boy.
"DUDE, I just passed this HUGE anus missile!!"
"That's fucking disgusting"
"It hurt like satan fucked me with a branding iron"
"Good fuck, that sounds ridiculous"
"it was, bro, it was"
"That's fucking disgusting"
"It hurt like satan fucked me with a branding iron"
"Good fuck, that sounds ridiculous"
"it was, bro, it was"
anus missile by TheSleeperThatHaunts April 26, 2016