The art of shitting a fiery turd at lightning speed. Often unexpected occurence, and often very painful. You won't be able to stand up for at least 5 minutes after releasing that bad boy.
"DUDE, I just passed this HUGE anus missile!!"
"That's fucking disgusting"
"It hurt like satan fucked me with a branding iron"
"Good fuck, that sounds ridiculous"
"it was, bro, it was"
"That's fucking disgusting"
"It hurt like satan fucked me with a branding iron"
"Good fuck, that sounds ridiculous"
"it was, bro, it was"
by TheSleeperThatHaunts April 26, 2016
Get the anus missile mug.The "pleasurable" part of male orgasm that feels like the penile equivalent of air moving through an oral cavity.
by TheSleeperThatHaunts July 22, 2015
Get the Ballrush mug.A common form of worldwide brainwashing which influences weak-willed people across the globe and is committed to spreading propoganda and fake news. Whether they’re left-wing or right-wing, the rats in charge of these organizations are cowards who simply yearn to watch the world burn in order to make a quick buck.
Never trust them.
Never trust them.
CNN: “I’M OFFENDED, HOW DARE YOU SPEAK YOUR OPINION.”
FOX NEWS: “IT’S NOT MAKING ME ENOUGH MONEY, SO IT HAS TO GO.”
Sane Individual: “Take all mainstream media gossip with a grain of salt and think for yourself. Always speak your mind (in an appropriate setting), and make a living doing what you love, —but remain humble and don’t be greedy.”
FOX NEWS: “IT’S NOT MAKING ME ENOUGH MONEY, SO IT HAS TO GO.”
Sane Individual: “Take all mainstream media gossip with a grain of salt and think for yourself. Always speak your mind (in an appropriate setting), and make a living doing what you love, —but remain humble and don’t be greedy.”
by TheSleeperThatHaunts October 28, 2020
Get the Mainstream Media mug.A phenomenon which occurs when a human male’s voice, normally deep and gravelly, becomes whiny and abnormally annoying. This is usually a result of poor sleep or marathon gaming.
Man after all-night gaming session: Why is life being so shitty?
*Notices his voice is nasal and lacks depth.*
Man: Fuck, I’ve got some serious bitchvoice right now.
*Notices his voice is nasal and lacks depth.*
Man: Fuck, I’ve got some serious bitchvoice right now.
by TheSleeperThatHaunts February 23, 2021
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*Troll on Tinychat opens up a harmless looking video*
Social Nerd: Hey, a pixelated talking face!
Guy: NO, NOT THIS VIDEO AGAIN!! OH GOD!!
Social Nerd: What?!
*Video gets trippy and cuts to an incredibly disturbing black and white stop motion sequence*
Social Nerd: O_O what the FUCK is THAT?!
Troll: Uparanoid?!
Admin: *kicks troll from chatroom*
Guy: FINALLY OVER!!!
Social Nerd: Never. Again.
Obey The Walrus
Social Nerd: Hey, a pixelated talking face!
Guy: NO, NOT THIS VIDEO AGAIN!! OH GOD!!
Social Nerd: What?!
*Video gets trippy and cuts to an incredibly disturbing black and white stop motion sequence*
Social Nerd: O_O what the FUCK is THAT?!
Troll: Uparanoid?!
Admin: *kicks troll from chatroom*
Guy: FINALLY OVER!!!
Social Nerd: Never. Again.
Obey The Walrus
by TheSleeperThatHaunts April 14, 2014
Get the Obey The Walrus mug.An easylife is anyone who has no problems in their daily life. They don’t experience struggle like most people do, and they can walk outside in a dangerous neighborhood without fearing for their lives. They are somehow always financially secure yet have never worked an actual job or been invested in a viable hobby. They’ve lived off of Mommy and Daddy’s one percent money for their entire lives.
Contrast them with Busybodies.
Contrast them with Busybodies.
Easylife: “Wow, you still don’t have the *insert expensive designer product here*?”
Busybody: “No, I can’t afford something that expensive right now.”
Easylife: “What? Bruh, it’s only ten thousand dollars, it’s a bargain.”
Busybody: “Says the Easylife.”
Busybody: “No, I can’t afford something that expensive right now.”
Easylife: “What? Bruh, it’s only ten thousand dollars, it’s a bargain.”
Busybody: “Says the Easylife.”
by TheSleeperThatHaunts August 25, 2021
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Otaku: Megumin and Rory Mercury are my waifus!
Loli Hater: What, so you’re a pedophile who supports child trafficking and rape culture?
Otaku: No....
Loli Hater: But you just admitted to liking underage characters!
Otaku: They’re fictional characters living in already unrealistic fantasy worlds where other characters my age also find them attractive. Is something wrong?
Loli Hater: bUt sHe’s uNdErAGe!!
Otaku: Relax, son, it’s just an anime character.
Loli Hater: bUt yOu’Re sTiLL A peDOphILE!
Otaku: I literally can’t even stand being around people’s annoying children, why should I suddenly be sexually or romantically attracted to them?
Loli Hater: bEcAuSe yOu’RE aTTraCtEd tO uNDerAgE cHaRaCtERs
Otaku: The characters I mentioned look nothing like children and don’t even act like them. Loli Derangement Syndrome in action!
Loli Hater: What, so you’re a pedophile who supports child trafficking and rape culture?
Otaku: No....
Loli Hater: But you just admitted to liking underage characters!
Otaku: They’re fictional characters living in already unrealistic fantasy worlds where other characters my age also find them attractive. Is something wrong?
Loli Hater: bUt sHe’s uNdErAGe!!
Otaku: Relax, son, it’s just an anime character.
Loli Hater: bUt yOu’Re sTiLL A peDOphILE!
Otaku: I literally can’t even stand being around people’s annoying children, why should I suddenly be sexually or romantically attracted to them?
Loli Hater: bEcAuSe yOu’RE aTTraCtEd tO uNDerAgE cHaRaCtERs
Otaku: The characters I mentioned look nothing like children and don’t even act like them. Loli Derangement Syndrome in action!
by TheSleeperThatHaunts February 21, 2021
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