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Cultural Wasteland

A place in which people have no (or no access to) social institutions of a genuine, historically developed culture, and are thus reduced to considering the mundane or vulgar as culturally significant.
That town is a cultural wasteland; people only congregate at places like McDonald's and Walmart and consider trashy car mods and bootleg drugs to be part of their collective identity.

Man, I wish there was something to do this weekend that isn't just meaningless consumerism. What a depressing cultural wasteland.
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Windoze Waste 

Derogatory slang term referring to Microsoft's still unreleased operating system Windows Vista, allegedly big, bulky, and bloated which is an innecesary "update" which doesn't bring any improvement over Windows XP.
Man, those new computers come preloaded with Windoze Waste.
Windoze Waste by Ptero-4 August 15, 2006

Weed Waster 

A new weed smoker, who is overly anxious to roll a blunt without proper experience.

Blunt rolling is an art. It must be excuted with skill and precision, which can only come from a combination of practice and natural born talent.

If a blunt is too tight, the weed will burn quickly with only a limited amount of smoke being able to pass through.
If a blunt is too loose, it will burn too fast and fall apart. The former and latter both wasting weed.

A perfect blunt allows for a nice, strong hit, without burning too much bud at once, and without falling apart while the puff-puff-pass, takes place.

Weed wasting also applies to improper packing of bowls and slides. Yet again, it can't be too tight or too loose.

Cheap glass pieces also may be called weed wasters.

Helpful hint: If you can't roll, let a buddy help you out and save practicing for home. There's no shame in making sure your weed yields its maximum potential.
"Hey dude I'll go in half with you on a blunt."
"Straight, but I'm rolling."
"Awh man I really wanted to do it. I've gotten better since last time, just let me show you."
"The fuck you will, not with my bud. We don't allow weed wasters in this house."

Damn, Robert is such a weed waster. Don't let him pack that shit next time.
Weed Waster by LightGreen420[AMB] November 5, 2009

Don't waste my time 

Often exclaimed by individuals who are being f**ked around with by someone. This could include a guy leading you on.
He bailed on me again last night so I told him "Don't waste my time" and hung up the phone.

Malibu's most wanted 

white wannabe rapper. See wanksta.
Malibu's most wanted by Alex April 8, 2003

waste of skin 

a person who is useless and posesses no good qualitys or traits.

Dan King is a "waste of skin"
waste of skin by 420smokitall December 28, 2008

get washed 

you will get fucked up by a person or his freinds
A Harlem term
You will get washed dick
get washed by Koolaid- January 9, 2009