turkey

Slang, defined in a different entry as being an insult to mean loser, probably used in the late 60's and 70's. However, the word is seen to be used frequently in the popular 80's show, Magnum P.I. I don't understand why that entry got so many negative feedbacks, and while I'm not sure of the exact definition, it's clear to mean loser or something to that extent. Living in the 2000's, this slang isn't used anymore, but was constantly seen in reruns of Magnum P.I.

Quoted from Magnum P.I, "We're gonna get you turkeys!"

by ZEDZ March 27, 2007

Turkey

A secret spazz. A turkey is someone who has the appearance of being calm and even borderline monotonous, but just when you think they've fallen asleep with their eyes open, they bust a cringe-worthy dance move, make a psycho face, or a variety of other random shenanigans that will probably cause you to laugh with them. See also dingus.

Guy1: Dude, that swoll guy, Matt, over there is so chill. I don't even think he has emotions. Is he even blinking?
Guy2: No way broseph, he's a straight turkey!

by A Credible Source June 15, 2015

turkeyslap

When one is slapped in the face with a penis

Harry was turkeyslapped by his boyfriend last night

by weeman619 April 21, 2006

turkish

1) A language that is spoken majorly in Western Anatolia, with only the help of the tongue,lips and the teeth but not the throat or nasal cavity and which has a naive sounding;thus which can easily be differed from the neighbouring(personally,rough and/or horrible) languages(i.e: Arabic, Greek, Persian, Armenian,Kurdish,etc...)
2) A sub-branch of Turkic
3) A citizen of Turkey(can be a Turk,Arab,Greek,Armenian or a Kurd)

"Turkish is spoken by approximately sixty-five million people world-wide"

by AttilaAyhun April 9, 2006

Turkadilla

If you happen to leave your computer with your facebook logged in, someone will most likely change your name on facebook to Turkadilla.

Person 1: "Hi, I'm William."

Person 2: "What? Really? I thought you were Turkadilla!"

by DonkeyBusiness February 24, 2009

turkula

A ferocious black cat with 1 visible fang.

I was going to go to Bob's last night, but I was afraid to be out with a Turkula on the loose.

by TheTurkey March 31, 2005

Turkish Blowtorch

When engaged in sexual intercourse, one partner burns the hairs on the others' genitals with a lighter or a match. Usually the only the kinky couples do this.

Guy: Aye bro why you walking so funny?

Other Guy: My lady gave me the old turkish blowtorch last night.

Guy: Damn.

by AssMittens5000 August 29, 2011