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tuskawilla middle school

The shittiest school in Florida. You get sent to the counselor for doing a facepalm and you’ll known as the “suicidal student” for the whole year. Also SO ghetto. People smoke paper, vapes, weed, literally anything. Also they piss down the drains and no staff ever gives a shit so the school is a whole godamn carnival. Not to mention the principal is built like a fucking target manikin-
someone: yea I’m ghetto asf and don’t give a shit about anything. also I’m so desperate for smoking I literally smoke toilet paper rolls.
you: Oh! You must be a tuskawilla student :)
someone: yea lol how did you know btw wanna go steal a exit sign?

someone: I piss down the drains, flip off the teachers, get pregnant at school, ditch class everyday, smoke literally anything mankind has made, and my principle is shitty.

you: that’s twms if I ever saw it.
yuh
tuskawilla middle school in one word is just shitty.

Turdilla 

A person who looks like a cross between human excretement and Godzilla
"Where's Turdilla today?"
Turdilla by Tom Skelding January 12, 2007

tuercadilla

noun: a hot snack consisting of peanut butter grilled between tortillas. from a riff on "quesadilla" where "queso" + "tortilla" = "cheese grilled in a tortilla" and "tuerca" + "tortilla" = "nut (butter) grilled in a tortilla"
A tuercadilla, made with spicy peanut butter, is the ideal midnight snack.
tuercadilla by wendywoowho October 4, 2007

tugadilla 

A hand job while enjoying a quesadilla.
Famished and exhausted from a laborious day of work, Chris stopped in to the local massage parlor and treated himself to a relaxing tugadilla.
tugadilla by Kastersnack February 10, 2025

Tortadilla 

When a white male is placed in between 2 overweight Latina women. He is then melted by their rolls until their sweat makes him gooey and wet.
Yo bro wanna come do a tortadilla with me?