Taint Pillars

Thighs. Guardians of the Taint.

After my 5 mile run in your mother's T-back my Taint Pillars are bloody raw.

by Clit Commander 2010 March 25, 2010

Taint Sock

An insult on a person's character referring to the sweat-soaked crotch padding found in men's bicycle shorts. Also reference Man Pad

Dude, you haven't showered for weeks, go rinse out your Taint Sock in the tub, ass.

by Pun87 June 23, 2010

taintburst

The sensation of: When you’re trying to fall asleep when it’s really hot, and you reach down and peel your scrotum away from your taint, and whew, suddenly you feel 20 degrees cooler.

Wait a minute. Ahhh, taintburst…

by db(smack) July 4, 2010

Taint sparkles

The residue located on your gooch or area between genitals and ass hole when you poop and it is explosive.

I had to use extra toilet paper when i shit today because i had lots of taint sparkles

by daudrina February 25, 2011

tainter painter

a tattoo artist that specializes in tattooing taint

im going to get my taint painted i found a tainter painter

by geminimonkey March 27, 2011

Taintkle

The upper inner fat of a fatty regional area.. ...like cankles, just in the crotchial region... and it will be updated accordingly as the definition continues to work its way into lexicon........

She was a Mcfatty, but when I saw the taintkle...I ran like hell..I Think it tried to eat me....."guyspeak.....run"..and yes you "Cant believe its not taint".....spread that in your morning toast,,,...yep....looks like a duck......waddles like a fatty and might be rockin some "fromunda" cheese.....probably a good indicator of a tainkle to come.....

by the hatted one July 31, 2011

Taint weld

The ridge of skin that runs on the taint from the balls to the butthole

His taint weld was irritated because he did'nt shower for 3 days

by stuarthub December 16, 2011