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Brain Wrestling

The act of achieving dominance in a conversation through the use of intellect. Slightly off-topic interjections and questioning are often used to force the recipient into a defensive position allowing the aggressor the power to direct the conversation/situation to his/her pleasing.
A: Why are you just standing around? Wipe tables. Do something. We're not paying you just to stand around.
B: I'm getting paid $3/hr
A: Whats your point?
B:(walks away not having to do more work; Brain wrestling success)
by Komoniwannalayea July 31, 2012
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Sweater Brains

Human thought organs possessed by human females which allow them to solve problems for themselves and which cause many problems for human males; most notably an inability to maintain eye contact.

Some might refer to these organs, and the wily intuition they seem to possess, as Chesticles
Her career rise has been meteoric because she has displayed a fine mind and even keener sweater brains.
by Random Ness October 5, 2011
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Dork for brains

Being a complete and utter dork
Wow Kat is a complete dork for brains.
by Simongotbandslol December 10, 2018
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Spooge Brain

A condition suffered by males after ejaculation where said male temporarily loses the mental capacity to process normal thought.
While suffering from Spooge Brain, Bill agreed to go to the ballet with his girlfriend, her mother and grandmother. Under no circumstances would Bill normally have agreed to such an endeavor.
by Alex Terego February 23, 2014
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Brain prostitution

Whoring out your academic abilities to the lesser brained for some sort of gain, whether that be material, monetary, or societal.

Or: doing a project with a dumb person for money.
Will you work with your friend on that science project?
-No, I’m doing brain prostitution with John this time. He’s gonna give me $20 for it.

Brain prostitution is how I wound up semi-popular.
by NinjaGing January 23, 2020
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brain hampster

the hamster that runs on the wheel in your brain making thought possible
I can't think anymore, I think my brain hampster died!
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
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Poor Brain

The effect of poverty on logic and reasoning
Why do poor people act stupid and commit crimes?

They have poor brain
by Tillyboy February 24, 2020
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