simple thing
simple thing by fireintheholelander May 30, 2006
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actual s-thing
Actual s-thing is a word often used when describing the "sexy content".Actual s-thing or "s-thing" as it more populary known refers to an article , where despite the content , there is no actual sex.Intimate touching (except of a woman's lower part) is not s-thing as long as there is clothes.
actual s-thing by dirty alley April 22, 2008
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Jimi Thing
1) Slang term for Condom
2) Dave Matthews song, making reference to sex and drugs
Reference to sex,
"Sometimes a Jimi thing slides my way and keeps me swinging" -DMB
Reference to drugs,
"Smoke my mind, make me feel better for a small time" -DMB
2) Dave Matthews song, making reference to sex and drugs
Reference to sex,
"Sometimes a Jimi thing slides my way and keeps me swinging" -DMB
Reference to drugs,
"Smoke my mind, make me feel better for a small time" -DMB
"Her gur, put that Jimi thing on me so we don't make babies"
"Well, here in England us gays use a Jimi Thing to prevent STD's from anal"
"Dude, I was so high listening to Jimi thing and it so was amazing"
"Well, here in England us gays use a Jimi Thing to prevent STD's from anal"
"Dude, I was so high listening to Jimi thing and it so was amazing"
Jimi Thing by PH.d at dis shit April 30, 2009
Do the Decent Thing
A phrase that can be heard above the screams and the grunts of 'men only' establishments such as conservative clubs and roman baths. It is customary in such dens of rampant homosexuality that, should a gentleman be kind enough to let you make brown love with him, during the act you should repay his generosity with a reach around.
Come on Tarquin, I've let you into my pooey palace of pleasure, now do the decent thing and grab hold of my todger!
Do the Decent Thing by Secretive Jim February 28, 2005
A jeep thing
1. Propaganda put forth by the Jeep company to give their cars appeal. With that smarmy fucking smily face on the back.
2. Jeep things include:
(1) poor gas mileage
(2) easy rolling (for that fun, hospital feeling)
(3) general inferiority to Toyota products.
2. Jeep things include:
(1) poor gas mileage
(2) easy rolling (for that fun, hospital feeling)
(3) general inferiority to Toyota products.
Guy: My new jeep crapped out on me the other day...
Guy 2: What? You've never even driven that thing hard! Must be a jeep thing...
Guy: Yeah. I just don't understand.
Guy 2: What? You've never even driven that thing hard! Must be a jeep thing...
Guy: Yeah. I just don't understand.
A jeep thing by The great definer April 16, 2005
black thing
black thing by FUPAJACK June 2, 2017
mr long thing
The Children:whats that
Arnold:this is mr long thing your new class mascot
Arnold:go ahead and pet mr long thing
The Children:He spat at me
Arnold:I dont care keep peting him
The Children:i dont like this
Arnold:Dont make me do to you what i did to mr fluffykins
The Children:where is he
Arnold:up my ass should be out in two week....or more!
The Children:AAAAAAAAAAH
Arnold:keep going danmmit or ill break your legs
The Children:your scary
Arnold:don't mind the white stuff it mean he likes you
Johnny:taste salty
Arnold:thats it you dead
Now poor johnny is in Arnolds ass
Arnold:this is mr long thing your new class mascot
Arnold:go ahead and pet mr long thing
The Children:He spat at me
Arnold:I dont care keep peting him
The Children:i dont like this
Arnold:Dont make me do to you what i did to mr fluffykins
The Children:where is he
Arnold:up my ass should be out in two week....or more!
The Children:AAAAAAAAAAH
Arnold:keep going danmmit or ill break your legs
The Children:your scary
Arnold:don't mind the white stuff it mean he likes you
Johnny:taste salty
Arnold:thats it you dead
Now poor johnny is in Arnolds ass
mr long thing by Dookie and J-Dog July 13, 2006