Whenever you're in an awkward situation, so you pretend to text, so you won't feel as weird. Comes in handy when trying to avoid people you don't like, or aren't comfortable around.
Jenna: Oh my god, Marie's party was so awkward. I just didn't know anyone there.
Amanda: Did you fake-text to make yourself look less socially awkward?
Jenna: Duh, I'm not an idiot.
Amanda: Did you fake-text to make yourself look less socially awkward?
Jenna: Duh, I'm not an idiot.
by Rahrahkristinah August 22, 2011
Get the Fake-textmug. by suck_my_d33 June 15, 2021
Get the fake lgbtmug. A fake friend is a person who acts like they are your friend, but then talk shit about you behind your back.
A fake friend would ditch you and leave you by yourself when you need them most.
A fake friend would ditch you and leave you by yourself when you need them most.
by Henery Danger December 8, 2017
Get the Fake Friendmug. Example1:
Dude : yo, how come all these broads can get in the bar quicker than us?
Dude2: They have fake tickets bro!
Dude : yo, how come all these broads can get in the bar quicker than us?
Dude2: They have fake tickets bro!
by absolutben80 July 6, 2011
Get the fake ticketsmug. (n.) A person who pretends to be jamaican. Usually slightly built, dreadlocks, talks unintelligible street slang and talks about babylon keeping a man down. Refers to himself as a yardie or similar. Always young and male.
by kung-fu jesus September 24, 2004
Get the ja-fake-anmug. When a female regrets having sex with a male, and makes up a story about how he raped her, to save face with her friends and with her self.
It most often occurs with college females, who after a night of heavy drinking, have sex with an equally as intoxicated male.
Many times, the female has been pursuing the uninterested male, and then feels embarrassed when he does not call the day after the sexual encounter.
It most often occurs with college females, who after a night of heavy drinking, have sex with an equally as intoxicated male.
Many times, the female has been pursuing the uninterested male, and then feels embarrassed when he does not call the day after the sexual encounter.
Hey Matt--I can't believe you slept with that fat sea-cow from Sigma Delta last night. You must have been wasted big time!
"That's not the worst of it. She's pulling a fake-rape and I have to go talk to the police!"
"That's not the worst of it. She's pulling a fake-rape and I have to go talk to the police!"
by mike87111 December 17, 2011
Get the fake-rapemug. by jdub496 May 21, 2009
Get the Fake Absmug.