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Taint sparkles 

The residue located on your gooch or area between genitals and ass hole when you poop and it is explosive.
I had to use extra toilet paper when i shit today because i had lots of taint sparkles
Taint sparkles by daudrina February 25, 2011

tainter painter 

a tattoo artist that specializes in tattooing taint
im going to get my taint painted i found a tainter painter
tainter painter by geminimonkey March 27, 2011

Taint weld 

The ridge of skin that runs on the taint from the balls to the butthole
His taint weld was irritated because he did'nt shower for 3 days
Taint weld by stuarthub December 16, 2011

Tahnee-Fern 

a young pretty girl, who is smart, trustworthy and caring in everything she does, sees the goodness in your heart, and reflects upon it...someones who you like to talk to and listens to your every words...really great in bed, and knows how to turn you on.

Shes the kind of person that you will never forget no matter what happens, and shes really attractive...and at most beautifull...adores every little things in the world...and will also give up everything in the world for the person she loves and cares about.

its a girl u you like spending the time with, even if it is just for .5 seconds in the mall, or an entire day at the park, holding her, and whispering in her ears how much you adore being with her, and how beautiful she is and how much she is worth you.

a girl who you will do anything for, you might even thought of kidnapping her, and run away with her, just so that you can be with her for always!!
hey fern, im getting my mask and duck tape ready, will kidnap you in 5 min...

Tahnee-Fern: awww finaly i get to go away with you for ever, but make sure you make it real as possible ok?....ooo this is just so exciting...

the little beauty that will always walk this earth!!!!!
Tahnee-Fern by sexymenofgod January 7, 2012

Taint Snuffing 

Taint Snuffing is the act of jamming your face into someones taint and inhaling through your nose violently.
man ive been taint snuffing so much my nose hurts.
Taint Snuffing by The-Chode-Master September 25, 2012

Taint Sword

A dried up, rigid taint that can be used to stab an innocent victim. Also doubles as a back scratcher, stirring rod or unique tool used to to higlight data in a business meeting.
Uncle Tony: If that hood rat doesn't stop bugging me at work I'm going to repeteadly stab her with her own taint sword and then brew up a nice cup o' joe.

Stanley: May the force be with you
Taint Sword by bestofud October 1, 2012