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A dried up, rigid taint that can be used to stab an innocent victim. Also doubles as a back scratcher, stirring rod or unique tool used to to higlight data in a business meeting.
Uncle Tony: If that hood rat doesn't stop bugging me at work I'm going to repeteadly stab her with her own taint sword and then brew up a nice cup o' joe.

Stanley: May the force be with you
by bestofud October 01, 2012
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